2006-11-26 14:04:58 · 15 answers · asked by Robert Haydock 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Wow Rob Roy, you think somebody might be joking? You are so mind bogglingly stupid that anytime I read one of your answers I feel like my head going to explode from the stupidness shooting out of the screen. Although in encountering you here I learned that there are computers in Scotland, which was pretty surprising.
The reason that Jordan named themselves after Michael Jordan was because they were striving to attain his awesomeness. While they haven't quite lived up to his awesome standards, it's important to aim high.
2006-11-30 12:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the same reason a state named itself Montana, after a famous football player!
2006-11-26 18:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by Jay 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all time, my friend. I think we should name all of those useless little countries after our sports heroes. I've thought this way for a long time. I've started movements to rename "Malaysia"..."Mayslasia", after Willie Mays....and Greenland... "Gretzkyland". What did the color Green ever do for anyone anyway? Wayne Gretzky was the greatest hockey player of all time. Green or Gretzky? The choice is obvious.
Kudos to Jordan, for honoring the finest basketball player to ever step on the court.
2006-11-26 14:24:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't be stupid. Jordan wasn't named after the basketballer. It was named after the British page three girl.
2006-11-26 16:18:32 · answer #4 · answered by Mardy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When people look back on history the world is going to look more and more pathetic. Great names used to be owned by Gods but now we name things after television.
2006-11-26 14:10:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should create an army, overthrow the government of Jordan, and then name the country after yourself: Retard.
2006-11-26 14:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Disneyland was already the Magic Kingdom!
2006-11-26 14:07:26 · answer #7 · answered by Heather H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're kidding right? Jordan (the country) was around before basketball even existed!!!
2006-11-26 14:14:04 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because the name Shaq sounded silly.
2006-11-26 15:11:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jim T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope Robert you are exercising your sense of humour (?) If not go and lie down in a dark room until you feel better.
2006-11-26 15:03:35 · answer #10 · answered by Rob Roy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋