2006-11-26 14:02:03 · 56 answers · asked by pornstar 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
shag it
2006-11-26 14:28:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Elephants are scared of moths...I would dress up like a moth and immidiately fly into a light bulb and die.
I am not sure what this would ultimately achieve, although I am sure it would cure me of the need to go to the bathroom in the first place.
2006-11-26 21:24:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask: "Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
Then I'd immediately head to the next stall, pausing only to make sure that IT had sufficient toilet paper.
Or possibly apologize for being in the wrong hallucination.
Possibly, I might need to light a match. Or five.
2006-11-29 11:22:45 · answer #3 · answered by comicards 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, it may in basic terms be polite to enable the emu end its corporation. i could of path insist that it washed its wings afterwards. Being a hospitable individual, i could then take care of it like various different customer - furnish it a lager and a ciggie, perhaps order a take-away. You by no ability understand. may be the beginning up of a alluring friendship.
2016-10-13 04:28:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd wake up, fall out of bed, drag a comb across my head,
On my way downstairs I'd drink a cup, and looking up;
I'd notice I was late...
I'd grab my coat, don my hat,
make the bus in seconds flat...
And when I'd get to work I'd thereupon...
Be safe from pink elephants in johns...
Until I'd smell stink...
and wonder...
Why paint an elephant pink?
2006-11-26 15:59:58 · answer #5 · answered by Number1son 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
walk backwards very slowly then when i hit the door i run and scream like a school girl then id tripped down the stairs then id find another pink elephant then id wake up from my nightmare
2006-11-26 14:04:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hand him the roll of toilet paper he rudely demanded moments before, remind him a courtesy flush is needed and quietly shut the door, in search of the air freshener.
2006-11-26 14:09:43 · answer #7 · answered by feather girl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Throw him a giant roll of toilet paper.
2006-11-26 14:04:00 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Check to see if he was made of out candy. MMMMmmm yummmy pink elephant!
2006-11-27 04:25:46 · answer #9 · answered by blondes tease, brunettes please 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say "Excuse me" and close the door. Never interrupt an elephant who's taking care of business.
2006-11-26 14:04:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Laugh my A** off and walk out and use the other bathroom!
2006-11-26 14:04:36 · answer #11 · answered by Mrs. EV 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋