Don't ask... lol but for school I need to write a poem about K-Fed and Britney Spear's relationship. I was wondering if maybe someone could help me off...maybe just get me started...or maybe give me a line i could possibly use since I'm really not good at being funny or writing poems =) Any help would be appreciated!!
2006-11-26 13:28:21 · 5 answers · asked by leopard243 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Homework Help
Britany and K-fed
decided to wed.
It was all for the publicity really
and just really f-ing silly.
Things didn't work out
But she didn't pout.
When he left, he took his things
and all of the Victoria's Wings
You see, he is one of the trannies
and that is why she has no panties!
2006-11-30 13:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, An Australian radio station announcer wrote an amusing ditty after "the breakup" which was basically about how sad and sorry Kevin was. It was to the tune of Eric Clapton's "Tears in Heaven" and was called "Tears For Kevin". Maybe this will give you something to start with.
2006-11-26 13:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by Cathy S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seemed to be a good idea at the time,
And K-Fed happened to be the next in line.
So Britney wed, and it seemed like a dream,
But after a while it fell apart at the seems.
K-Fed 's music was low quality rap,
And Britney drove with her kid in her lap.
The press enjoyed the problems they had,
Did I mention K-Fed's music is bad?
A celebrity marriage will rarely last,
And watching them end can be a blast.
But don't you dare think that Britney's perplexed,
After K-Fed left, she simply yelled "Next"!
2006-11-26 13:53:33 · answer #3 · answered by bruce_fleximus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ode to People with Too Much Money and Too Damn Little Sense, by Bill
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Kev and Brit are splitsville
I think it's pretty funny
No matter what the pre-nup says
He'll get a lot of money.
The media all speculate
Just what will happen next
In this screwed up marriage
Where she dumped him by text.
Kev's demanding custody?
Amazing point of view!
He doesn't want his OTHER kids
(Their mom's not well-to-do).
One annulment, one divorce
Dear Brit's not doing well
Whoever her next husband is
He'd better watch his cell.
2006-11-26 14:16:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is kevin stupid
or a genious in hiding
he tricked the pop princess
without even trying
hes got all her millions
and shes got his kids
hes got a record
and shes stuck doing as he bids
so far from the days when she rolled in the dough
she now rolling in bills
with nothing to show
from her relationship with a fool
thats all i got
good luck
2006-11-26 13:39:35 · answer #5 · answered by raindrop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋