I need to write a poem about Kevin Federline and Britney Spear's relationship for school (don't ask.. haha). Any ideas on how to maybe start? Or maybe a funny line I could use? thanks so much!! Any help...big or small would be appreciated!!
2006-11-26 13:09:23 · 3 answers · asked by yeppperz 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
Here are some starter verses that you can mess with. They aren't great, but they can give you a starting point.
First she married Jason,
The poor sorry sap.
Then suddenly came K-Fed:
What’s up with that crap?
The first marriage annulled,
The second late to file.
The press lapped it up,
With Britney preggies all the while.
Now two babies later
And K-Fed’s partying to excess,
Britney has enough and
K-Fed is Fed-Ex to the press.
2006-11-27 05:39:03 · answer #1 · answered by Maddog Salamander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont many times do human beings's homework, yet.... There as quickly as substitute right into a guy called ok Fed Who controlled to get Britney in his mattress He knocked her around Behaved like a clown and now their marriage is so ineffective.
2016-10-13 04:23:58 · answer #2 · answered by seabrooks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For School? Why? Just how old is your teacher anyway?
That is the most productive assignment they could come up with? Our taxes at work.
No, there are no words to describe them or their "relationship".
2006-11-27 06:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋