I need to write a poem about Kevin Federline and Britney Spear's relationship for school (don't ask.. haha). Any ideas on how to maybe start? Or maybe a funny line I could use? thanks so much!! Any help...big or small would be appreciated!!
2006-11-26 13:05:59 · 11 answers · asked by yeppperz 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
It was love at first sight
When they danced all night
Britney let her whit trash show
And Kevin soon became her beau
Trucker hats and wife beaters
Cheetos and Twinkie eaters
A white trash love began to bloom
PDA lovers never got a room
Out popped baby number one
Kevin really hit a home run
Living off of Britney's dough
Wasting it on cars and blow
Now comes another baby boy
Kevin's heart is filled with joy
Tired of dealing with all his ****
Britney said to Kevin "I quit!"
Now all he has is a failed music career
Not enough money to buy a beer
Britney learned from her mistake
She will never date another man so fake!
Wow I'm bored!
2006-11-26 13:43:26 · answer #1 · answered by Tanya 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kevin Federline and Brtiney Spear's relationship spelt divorce The End.
2006-11-26 13:14:14 · answer #2 · answered by Tennis_Ace 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kevin Federline can not rhyme, B Spears have been given a makeover And now she's so over Kfed, it rather is referred to as a takeover stop telling lies! i do no longer think your coach. gave you this type of lame task
2016-10-17 14:20:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont normally do other people's homework, but....
There once was a guy called K Fed
Who managed to get Britney in his bed
He knocked her around
Behaved like a clown
and now their marriage is so dead.
2006-11-26 14:47:53 · answer #4 · answered by Jim T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here lies the relationship of Britney and K-Fed
Just like his career, the relationship is dead
During their marriage, they had two kids
Britney smartened up and said, K-Fed, I got to get rids
Maybe she wouldn't have made him pack
If he didn't try to act so black
2006-11-26 13:25:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Britney: Oh,my gosh he is so cute! Who is that guy with the bangin' moves?!
Kevin: Man I knew these boots would work. Now I'll let my rappin' do the work.
In reference to him being her backup dancer. LOL. or maybe you could spring one about the pre-nup.
2006-11-26 13:17:04 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. Mikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The title could be "Ode to White Trash and Trailer Trash"
2006-11-26 13:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by clarity 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
britney: k-fed ur havin a bash
f*ckin that girl in the trash
k-fed: ya im havin fun
sokin cocaine and rum
britney: fine ill go f*ck my nanny
please stop bein so uncanny
k-fed: go drop our baby's head
while ill still be f*ckin in bed
how do u like it???
2006-11-26 13:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The end!
2006-11-26 13:10:02 · answer #9 · answered by buffy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!!
2006-11-26 13:14:43 · answer #10 · answered by Haley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋