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couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again?

2006-11-26 09:10:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Thats only what they said, But they never tried. Instead they had a feast.

2006-11-26 09:13:11 · answer #1 · answered by salembog 4 · 1 0

Because congress had to vote on it first, and then it goes to the Preident, and probably vetoed the bill to fix humpty dumpty due to stem cell research.

2006-11-26 09:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because the king is a liar and a crook and a massmurderer
King George had someone push Humpty Dumpty off the wall
and he wants HD to never be put back together
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2006-11-27 06:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by surfnsfree 5 · 0 0

That's because Humpty was an egg and you can't put a cracked egg back together!

2006-11-26 09:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

they didnt feel like it...who told humpty dumpty to sitting on a damn wall?

2006-11-26 09:26:19 · answer #5 · answered by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 · 0 0

Because they were not all they were cracked up to be.

Because they handed it ova to others.

Because they would not shell out enough to get the job done.

Because the yolk was on them.

But what an eggstreamly interesting question!

2006-11-26 09:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

horses are too stupid, and the men probably got there and were like " the king sent all of us out here to fix a f****** egg, screw this lets go grab a pint and tell the king we tried"

2006-11-26 09:13:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not enough crazy glue to put the pieces together.

2006-11-26 09:12:55 · answer #8 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0 0

cause he fell off the wall, but i can put you and me back together baby. lol just playin around

2006-11-26 09:12:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the horses scrambled the yolk so he really wouldnt have been quite himself if they did

2006-11-26 09:22:05 · answer #10 · answered by swrskitlz 2 · 0 0

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