Stick a pony in me pocket, I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
Cos if you want the best 'uns, but you don't ask questions,
Then brother, I'm your man. 'Cos where it all comes from is a mystery,
It's like the changin' of the seasons, and the tides of the sea.
But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk, Why do only fools and horses work?
La-la-la. La-lala-la. La-la-la. La-lala-la.
We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles,
T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s,
Ball games, gold chains, whatsnames, pictures frames and leather goods,
And Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush,
Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush ...
No income tax, no V.A.T., no money back, no guarantee,
Black or white, rich or poor, we'll cut prices at a stroke,
God bless Hooky Street. Viva Hooky Street. Long live Hooky Street.
C'est magnifique, Hooky Street, Magnifique, Hooky Street, Hooky Street (to fade)
2006-11-26 07:57:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Only Fools and Horses on UK Gold this evening. Brilliant have had it on myself. This Christmas spec is so so so good! Gary the 'Illegal' made me laugh so much and Boysie saying if he needs to draw a straight line he uses Marlene's chest as a ruler. I love it!!!
2006-11-26 08:07:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only Fools and Horses
2006-11-26 08:02:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only Fools and Horses.
2006-11-26 08:49:32 · answer #3 · answered by Sam B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only Fools and Horses theme tune!
2006-11-26 08:05:09 · answer #4 · answered by cloud 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best of only fools and horses, 25th anniversary this year......
top banana
2006-11-26 08:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by Cy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep fools & horses
2006-11-26 08:15:13 · answer #6 · answered by John B. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was the party good
2006-11-26 08:19:20 · answer #7 · answered by cute sexy little feet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take your medication
2006-11-26 08:00:38 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Please lay off the crack, I need my fans in tip top condition.
2006-11-26 08:00:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Have you been drinking?
2006-11-26 08:02:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋