Does anyone else think Jordan looks like a man in drag?

Question

I think she is only attractive to the 15 year old boys or under. Otherwise she reminds me of an aging old drag queen. Untalanted old slapper who at the moment happens to just about have age on her side but what is the attraction and worse still young beautiful girls aspire to her, crazy, just goes to show that if you are big headed and believe in all your publicity you will make millions from the stupid people who buy your stupid book or record, and she can't even sing - anyone heard YouTube?

Answer 1

Who?

Answer 2

I don't think she's the best looking girl in the world (looks a bit like Dean Gaffney) but even though I don't really agree with the whole plastic surgery thing, you've got to admire her. I wouldn't want girls thinking the way she looks is good for being a role model, but she has become a succesful celebrity, beat cancer (a type that kills 1 in 2 people who get it), has raised a disabled child, is brave and gutsy (I couldnt have done half the stuff she did on Im a Celebrity), is happily married with the wedding of her dreams, has created her own jewellery and underwear range, is independent but good to her family. I am one of the "stupid" people who bought her book and I think it showed me a different side to her (she's an author too writing her autobiographies and fiction too). So while I may not agree with what she's chosen to do with her life, I don't think it's wierd to say she's a good role model

Answer 3

I think the only reason this may be is because she goes OTT with her make like putting on fake eyelashes and massive hair pieces, in her defence though she was on This Morning the other day and didn't have time to put on all her stuff cause she had her kids with her and she just did the interview in a t-shirt and track bottoms so maybe she's not all bad. She isn't the greatest singer but i think to be fair in the same way they can make people sound better on songs they can also make them sound worse i think that's the case with the YouTube.

Answer 4

Ah, Jordan, bless 'er. I have a certain amount of respect for her unflagging self-promotion. She won't get to the baggy-skin stage because before the lines set in she'll have her face stretched tight, like Joan Rivers. I've just watched the vid on YouTube -'undescribable feeling' she sings. Well, I could describe it... (does she mean indescribable? We'll let that go).

How can you criticise our Katie? Her wedding pictures in 'OK' (not posh enough for 'Hello') gave me so much pleasure - the orange skin, the Barbie carriage, the ring so huge she couldn't bend her finger, the motley crew of 'celeb' bridesmaids with a plethora of tattoes on show... It could only be a British celebrity bash.

To answer your question, yes, but no, but... On TV a while back, 'relaxing' in her taste-free home without benefit of make-up she looked worse than ordinary - ugly, in fact, with hair in a Croydon face-lift and piggy eyes. But, she does glam up quite well; with the false lashes, heavy make-up, hairpiece and sparkly dress she looks quite pretty, in a heavy, over-done way. Pretty ugly, as my Dad would say.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

I know what you mean, like men in drag she goes over the top. made a heck of a lot of money out of it though, so can't really knock her and she seems to be a good mum

Answer 7

My mate said her 2 ft away at a club some months in the past, and he suggested she became rather rather stand-out of the crew in good structure. Like she wouldv been the nicest in there, in spite of the indisputable fact that if no-one had ever conventional of her earlier.

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no i missed it, but as a mum of a teenage son who thinks shes great i thought id read up on her, all i can say is i have only admiration for her, she is down to earth, seems more honest than most celebs, and a great mum by all accounts, i would have to say that i can only applaud that in any female who has come from nothing and made a good career for herself.

Answer 9

Think about it George, she knows how to make money if nothing else. Heard her sing with her husband and it is so gross. In fact, you heard it here, I don't think they will last the sentence!! Give them another six months and then she will be in our faces with the divorce malarky.

Answer 10

ooh now that is a bit harsh, so what shes had a bit done here and there shes still human, being a celebrity doesnt automatically mean that words dotn hurt you