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She says she hasn't misplaced it, because she always carried it with 'er.
She's moody and blue and won't accept a gazoo.
And now she's starting to dither.

ANY IDEAS TO CURE DULCIMERS BLUES?

2006-11-26 07:37:52 · 8 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Education & Reference Trivia

8 answers

I don't want to harp on it -- but she's a lyre! She was trying to hurdy-gurdy and tripped over it , breaking her clavichord! She did a bit of a fiddle with her insurance provider ---- and SOLD it to her neighbour Viola!!

2006-11-26 11:30:05 · answer #1 · answered by rjr 6 · 6 0

I even have additionally been lacking those characters around right here... i believe that gangster Auntie could be summoned with pungent cheese mixed with a 40 ozslathered on a year previous gopher tied to a rocking chair with a bare guy taped to it (she isn't picky on the subject of the guy in basic terms the chair and gopher - she continuously used to assert "in basic terms picky on the subject of the beef I consume" *tear*) then you definately could play sublimes 40 ozto freedom repetitively for 4 days... the beast could shop on with Auntie as i'm particular they are away mutually arising some distressing sounds and attractions that would blind a prostitute.

2016-10-13 03:58:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When auntie starts fretting
there's no use in getting
another zither hither today

to stop her feeling blue
it's better if you
forget the gazoo
and buy her a didgeridoo

2006-11-26 11:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by brainlady 6 · 2 0

Don't let Dulcie suffer
Go buy her another
They're not that dear
They got one here
So hurry ,make an offer

Beautiful Chinese Zither.
This seller accepts PayPal
# £3.66

2006-11-26 09:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

She has probably eaten it.

All will be well when it reappears in the fullness of time

2006-11-26 07:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This sounds like a country and western song!
..And if it isn't, it bloody well should be!

2006-11-26 07:47:08 · answer #6 · answered by Moorglademover 6 · 0 0

Go more on it, finish it, and turn it into redneck rap.

2006-11-26 09:08:11 · answer #7 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 0 0

how SAD - ta for the points

2006-11-26 07:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by kimbridge 4 · 0 0

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