A few days ago, I was pooped on by a bird, and it got me thinking....
I had to scrape it off my shirt, and then I had to take a shower, cause some of it got in my hair..... but really not that big of a deal.
I think I would rather take a hit from a bird any day.
2006-11-26 06:02:38 · 16 answers · asked by torylocker 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Other - Business & Finance
I have experienced both, and I can tell you honestly, I would prefer the bird anyday. The bird won't call you back repeatedly after you have declined to participate, and won't look at you searchingly if you run into it at the grocery store. He won't make you afraid to answer the phone, or go to gatherings where you might run into him. Yeah, I'll take the bird, thanks.
2006-11-26 06:07:09 · answer #1 · answered by Bronwen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather be pitched on some MLM scheme, since I can shut it out and let them rant on and on and think of something else, like how I'm happy I'm not pooped on by some bird and have to go and take a shower.
2006-11-26 06:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by mch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always believed that being pooped on by a bird meant good luck.That's why i have had the privilege of being pooped on three times :[ so i would take the bird any day.
2006-11-26 06:07:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even if you were pooped on by several birds, and even if you didn't wash it off for 6 months, that would still make you less repulsive than the MLM fool trying to get your into their sham of a "business".
2006-11-26 06:11:54 · answer #4 · answered by Marcello 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd rather be pitched by the MLM idiot. Because I can put a severe beat-down on the idiot, whereas I'd never be able to get even with the bird.
Congratulations on asking the first question that made me laugh today.
2006-11-26 06:05:18 · answer #5 · answered by Stretchy McSlapNuts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the bird. A Pelican can make a big difference!
2006-11-26 06:05:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh confident, extra advantageous than as quickly as and it would not carry stable success like I even have been instructed the two. it extremely is in basic terms a huge mess. i grew to become into working in Detroit and not in any respect labored in a huge city formerly. My pals and that i went out to lunch and a pigeon nailed me. I had to artwork something of the day with fowl poop from my head to my feet something of the day. you notice, my pals have been strolling in the direction of the line and with me not being savvy approximately great cities; I made the blunders of strolling closest to the homes. Then I went to the zoo years later and into the unique fowl development. i grew to become into taking a %of the purple fowl and the purple one nailed me. I instructed my fiance that "It extremely sounds like a tropical rain wooded area". It grew to become into the poop on my head. you're able to think of i could learn!
2016-12-29 12:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so transparent Tory....er....SmartGuy7.....oops....I mean Marcello! How many other alter egos do you have going on with this question? May I suggest all of them.
I find it hard to believe that this many people would be this daft judging by the answers here.
Make sure you vote for your own best answer again!
2006-11-29 19:50:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bird poop is easy to wash off-
but the "stain" of MLM will tarnish your reputation and credibility for years.
2006-11-26 06:05:50 · answer #9 · answered by upside down 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't say i've ever been pooed on by a bird... but it can't be that bad. I'd rather take the hit as well.
2006-11-26 06:04:43 · answer #10 · answered by agnosticstar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋