will improve your present quality?
2006-11-26 05:56:16 · 25 answers · asked by Perplexed 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Eating choc chip cookies off of your naked body sounds like the right thing to me. Can i be Santa? :-)
2006-11-26 05:59:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I leave chocolate chip cookies
and no I stay in bed, if I waited under the tree for Santa, I am afraid everyone else in the world would be made at me,
they most likely would never ever get another present again...
Santa would slide down the chimney and see me naked under the tree, die from one of two reasons, laughter, or complete fear.....
but he would surely die...
so just the cookies and milk and a short of tequila on the side, so he can pick which one he wants...
good luck
smile
2006-11-26 06:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is a happily married man. I couldn't be so blatant. I leave out the cookies and a little shot of rum to ward off the cold. Works every time.
2006-11-26 05:59:17 · answer #3 · answered by Isis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nintendo wii particular!!! Santa stated me u have been on the naughty record this 3 hundred and sixty 5 days :P i bypass to make it easier to play with my wii yet do not tell Santa If u get a hat like mine he could quit via employing ur residing domicile next 3 hundred and sixty 5 days
2016-12-29 12:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know santa personally,he would prefer me naked under the tree or any where for that matter
2006-11-26 05:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sugar cookies spiked with LSD. Down with Santa! That red-hatted-kid-touching-obnoctious-pervert!
2006-11-26 05:58:18 · answer #6 · answered by OwNaGeR 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL Stephanie you are a hoot! Naw if I did that I might scare him away! I would leave my special double chocolate chip cookies with pecans and macadamia nuts...m mmmm good!
2006-11-26 05:58:30 · answer #7 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've been good this year, so unless he leaves me a PS3 he's getting laxative cookies and soy milk.
2006-11-26 06:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I leave him chocolate chip cookies that I baked fresh that day, milk and carrots for his reindeer.
2006-11-26 06:07:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He like pea-nut butter cookies
2006-11-26 05:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋