Please make them funny and explicit as possible extending her ambiguous frustrations with your exuberant imaginations.
I might include your comments in my forthcoming book, "Men without Ribs"
Best wishes and best luck
2006-11-26 05:06:12 · 9 answers · asked by green2milk 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
Maybe she thought she was marrying a man and she got a calf.
2006-11-26 05:09:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I, like you drink alot of milk, but i'm not surprised at your wife complaining for the simple reason, have you seen the price of milk these days. If you calculate how much the average family drink in a year it would be cheaper to buy a cow and rent the field to keep it in. At least when the milk runs dry you have a fair amount of meat for the freezer. And then you start again.
2006-11-26 05:26:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably because you have been sat on the settee all morning watching jeremy kyle mocking the guests and telling her how lucky she is to have you and your poor hard done by wife has had to make you those brews and now you have a huge collection of them all around you she is secretly wishing she could get you on the jeremy kyle show but your butt is firmly attatched to the settee marital bliss in surbia
2006-11-26 05:32:26 · answer #3 · answered by sammie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is alot of milk maybe she fears you will become a cow. I don't think it is healthy to consume that much milk in a day.I know a women is not suppose to drink that much in one day. milk is very fattening be careful how much milk you drink. good luck to you
2006-11-26 05:25:40 · answer #4 · answered by lynn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because your drinking all the milk and then their wont be any for the children
2006-11-26 05:14:17 · answer #5 · answered by gorillazgalvan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's worried the cow might full on you.
2006-11-26 05:23:54 · answer #6 · answered by angie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it's her breast milk for the baby that you are drinking.
2006-11-26 05:09:30 · answer #7 · answered by pinky_lady_2006 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
at least your using a cup, and not sucking it straight out of her!
2006-11-26 05:27:03 · answer #8 · answered by drdreallday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's beer you are suppose to get moaned at for not milk....
2006-11-26 06:36:13 · answer #9 · answered by twinsters 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋