How do I test negative in a marihuana test?

Answer 1

I remember an ex of mine who would smoke marijuana up until the morning of his scheduled drug test.
Although I don't agree with anyone using illegal drugs, I'm going to tell you what he use to do . .
He would go early in the morning to the pharmacy get some very potent water pills (tell the pharmacist you have a very annoying urinary infection or something is up with your prostate, who cares) & just keep on drinking those constantly through out the entire day. By constantly I mean about every hour or two. Remember of course to drink lots and lots of water. I mean don't even eat that day just stay on a liquid diet. Water is the best drink to take to try to detox although you can try juices and other clear liquids. He would never try anything else and coming from a family of pot heads I'm pretty sure he knew what he was doing.
Is it safe? How the hell should I know? I stay away from all of that. All I know is you should spend practically the whole day pissing. Worked for him on several occassions. I was surprised. Maybe it'll work for you.

Answer 2

The only way is by not smoking pot. All those things that they try to sell you in order to trick the tests are all frauds.

Smoking pot results in the loss of your job. The loss of your opportunities. The loss of your relationships. And eventually, the loss of your freedom, once the cops become involved (and they will, eventually).

In this life, you can choose your behavior, but you cannot choose the consequences of that behavior. This is a prime example. You cannot smoke pot and then make it so that you can pass a drug test. That drug test is there for a reason. There is GOOD reason to screen people as to if they are drug addicts or not. You cannot get around them. And, if you could, they would immediately invent a better test that you could not get around because the issue of getting rid of drug addicts in the workplace etc. is so important.

They aren't doing this to be a pain in your ***. They aren't spending millions and millions of dollars, and incredible time and effort just to hassle you. You are doing something really wrong that causes huge problems. This is the only effective way of getting rid of those problems.....and it works by getting rid of you.

That is the situation you accept when you smoke pot. And, if you don't like....just don't smoke pot. It's your choice.

Answer 3

Don't smoke it and that will be a 100% guarantee that you won't have a positive drug test. Pot stays in your system at least 30 days--certo (at grocery stores) will help also. So glad I quit this behavior--no fun worrying about losing your job, family, freedom, etc... Also destroys many, many brain cells!!!!

Answer 4

curb your smoking at least two weeks prior to the trest
I've heard that drinking picle juice will detox your system
don't actually know how to beat a drug test I stopped using in 93
so I haven't had any problem with tests

Answer 5

Dr. Bill Miller has formulated a system that will completely detox you in as little as 24 hours. see wxmanbr.com/free.html

This product will work better than any other - not a mask but a total detox

Answer 6

sorry man. only thing you can avoid it is not to take the test for 6 months since you last smoked weed. by then chances are you'll pass.

Answer 7

Drink lots of cranberry juice it flushes your system and quite smoking it then you'll pass with flying colors

Answer 8

Don't do marijuana. Then you'll test negative for sure!

Answer 9

Don't smoke marijuana, then u should have no problems passing a drug screen.

Answer 10

quit smoking pot! drink lots and i do mean lots of water and take vitamin b tablets...you can flush your system with niacin also....Good luck!