2006-11-26 00:10:48 · 30 answers · asked by Father Jack 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
five knuckle shuffle,beat the bishop,ham shank,spanking the monkey may cause blindness to your monkey if you are not careful you could gouge his one eye out and you also risk hairy palm syndrome and tennis elbow
2006-11-29 22:40:12 · answer #1 · answered by arfa54321 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not a chance mate, it's just an old wives' tale so go to it and don't worry yourself. Spanking your monkey is a normal habit to be enjoyed...so go nuts!!
2006-11-26 08:32:21 · answer #2 · answered by McMick 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only if you go all out. Too much enthusiasm while spanking it, you could hit your eye off of a sharp object or something and go blind.
2006-11-26 00:42:44 · answer #3 · answered by Jer G 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Depends if the monkey takes offence
2006-11-26 00:19:22 · answer #4 · answered by Bongo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dumbass of the day award is going to you. believe me youve earned it no you cant develop hair on your plams or bypass insane via wacking off although in case you get some on your eye it would want to reason non everlasting blindness
2016-11-29 19:19:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt the monkey will be too pleased about it
2006-11-26 00:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No but don't rub your eyes after doing it if you still got c*m on your hands that will make you go blind.
2006-11-26 00:30:13 · answer #7 · answered by gizmo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If this was true, my hubby who works away would have gone blind years ago and his eyesight is perfect, bags need to be emptied regular to enable refills!
2006-11-26 00:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if you are lucky you might go blind when your monkey pokes your eye out.
2006-11-26 00:16:16 · answer #9 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No but your monkey might
2006-11-26 00:12:29 · answer #10 · answered by fearsome_gibbon 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋