The followers of this religion call themselves Psychedelic Pandites and they worship a giant Panda made from yogurt while on acid, and conduct their ceremonies wearing nothing except for dildo-helmets made from technicolor jello.
2006-11-25 23:00:18 · 13 answers · asked by enslavementality 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Actually, I have already given my heart to the lovable dairy panda, and have my dildo-helmet strapped on right now.
2006-11-25 23:07:58 · update #1
Franka: you may start a denomination of Psychedelic Panditism if you wish, I'm sure the The Panda (may his name be praised) in his yogurty goodness,welcomes miniscule- toothpick- polar bears and medium-sized Marsupial Gods as well.
2006-11-25 23:37:09 · update #2
You don't have to convert me. However I worship a miniscule polar bear constructed from tooth picks while smoking weed. Will this be of concern? I'm down with the helmet.
2006-11-25 23:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by Franka 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dude. I am a Pastafarian but Ramen, ramen
start your own personal Cult.
Embrace your own personal Jesus.
Jesus could be a Panda, Kinda handa
don'cha No
2006-11-27 01:05:52 · answer #2 · answered by ??IMAGINE ?? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even Pandas have given this the thumbs down.
2006-11-26 07:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by raven 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To bad your not hung well enough not to need a jello-dildo though its probably as fdirm as your penis can get
2006-11-26 20:02:00 · answer #4 · answered by swolfshields 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dildo-helmets, lol. I seen one of those on Reno 911....but made from techni-color jell-o?!
2006-11-26 07:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just what we need. Another cult of wacked-out sickos. It could be a Republican plot to get attention away from Iraq...
2006-11-26 07:05:16 · answer #6 · answered by Kokopelli 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
...while singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
2006-11-26 07:02:17 · answer #7 · answered by Robert H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you keep the helmet from melting?
2006-11-26 08:56:15 · answer #8 · answered by Jadis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jim? ur, uhhh, ummmmmmm Sean? ahhhhhh....Jim Darwin perhaps?
spaghetti monster maybe? do you fly?
2006-11-26 08:44:47 · answer #9 · answered by jbme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, not me I'll stay an alien believer
2006-11-26 07:06:03 · answer #10 · answered by man of ape 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋