what are the rules to best serve a woman?

Question

if a man were to serve a woman how would he be best versed in this

Answer 1

Just bend over and kiss your butt goodbye because women don't care about men.

Answer 2

First you need to prepare her the right way. The Hannibal Lecter Cookbook will guide you thru this. Finding the right woman to serve is the hard part. Anyway, serve her on a well prepared table and choose a fine wine.

Answer 3

1.) be honest
2.) be happy
3.) say what you mean, mean what you say
4.) be gentle
5.) have a good sense of humor :)
6.) be romantic
7.) be attentive

i would be the happiest girl alive if there was a man out there with all these qualities :)

Answer 4

Treat her as you would want a man to treat your mother or daughter...and as a parent if a man did or failed to do something that would anger you, keep it in mind.

Answer 5

Ask her what she likes. Listen to her when she talks. You might learn what she likes. Be nice to her and treat her with respect.
You get out of a relationship what you put into it.

Answer 6

Vote for Hillary. This way you also get a great "brown shirt" uniform to go with your slavery.

Answer 7

This is probably the easiest question I have ever answered, all you have to do is agree with every thing they say, and every thing they do.

Answer 8

Be a jerk and she'll love you, cause the nice guy don't get none.

Answer 9

Trust your instincts and good manners.

Answer 10

what happened to your balls? did she cut them off?