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Question

what would you say if somebody told you there was a dinosaur living under your bed?

Answer 1

I hope he's a herbivore!

Answer 2

That's where the dinosaur has been living? I told Gegnog to put it next to the printer. My, when Mr Sheen finds this out he is going to sell Blinky Bills pirate coins for blue biros!

Answer 3

First I would think crap and lots of it to clean. Then I would name him or her something like Dooley or Nolly. After that I would raise him/her to be a good little dinosaur. Training would be interesting but its possible, can you imagine how big a shock collar would have to be to keep him/her in the yard. I Can here my neighbors now, "now that's gotta be the biggest dog I have ever seen, is he nice" Crunch!!!! No officer I haven't seen my neighbor in weeks..........................

Answer 4

I would say no get out of town..that is where I keep my goblins and gremlins so there would be fighting, bone chomping and growling under my bed and I surely would hear all that racket!

Answer 5

Blond: "Really??? My bed doesnt have a hole underneath! I didn't know there were flat dinosaurs!!!"
Smart person: "Those aren't living anymore. According to my calculations, they have been extinct before Christ was born."
Me: "DON'T EAT ME"

Answer 6

Must be a tiny one since my bed is on the garden level and there is no lower floor.

Answer 7

pose with the dinosaur

Answer 8

Put down that bottle & stop smoking your garden.

Answer 9

i'd say : it's okay, don't worry, i'm thin, i won't smash it, but anyways, are you alright?! o.o

Answer 10

I know there is.