What would the message be like? " It is time to bang on the gong because you have been doing it all wrong. Please don't be a bore, just take your crap out the door. From all of us to you.....YOU'RE FIRED."
2006-11-25 18:07:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This slip is pink,
And dude......it's for YOU!
A nice touch would be if it were a musical card that plays a tune when opened:
♪ Na na na na, na na na na, hey, hey, good - bye ♫
2006-11-26 03:38:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol good one!Love it!
But if it were truly Hallmark, they would write a card listing 20 things that you did exceptionally well at almost bringing you to tears and then end with a deepest apologies, you suck and you are fired.
2006-11-26 02:12:26 · answer #2 · answered by Mom_of_two 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The front of the card will read, "OPEN this card with caution..." And on the inside it will read, "'cause we just SHUT the door on you". ( There will be a sketch of an ex employee with shoulders sagging walking out the door with all his / her things accompanying the message on the inside ).
2006-11-26 02:15:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I must say thank you. This is the most wonderful thing I have read all morning! You made me laugh so hard I cried.
Hope you great day!
2006-11-26 02:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You services are no long needed
because your card rhymes were not heeded
Please pack up your Thesaurus
Your new employer is Toys-R-us
best question of the day
2006-11-26 02:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey, I think you need to apply for a job there, that was cute
2006-11-26 02:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by This is just my opinion! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋