she said that it was on sale half off; free shovels with every purchase. Its in the basement.
Then i remember about a couple of weeks ago. i told her just get me season tickets to all the atlanta games for christmas. she said that were your going, you wont need them.
2006-11-25 17:30:34 · 14 answers · asked by ill take it straight with no ice 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
rrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
joke....maybe she just wants you to be worried and then surprise you with something better than season tickets...you never know.
good luck....especially if she does kill you.
2006-11-25 17:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by beb27 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can under stand if a spouse buys life insurance, but a COFFIN! If this is not a joke then your wife has a serious mental problem. You should start telling family members and friends just in case anything happens to you they will know who did it. My advice to you is to sleep with the lights on and keep one eye open. (Never mind just pack up and leave)
coffin in the basement not a good thing,this is scary very scary!
2006-11-26 01:46:06 · answer #2 · answered by Ms Pollyanna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh! We are actually "busting a gut"! I'm positive with your sense of humor, she will keep you around for a long time! By the way...does the coffin have a built in exhaust fan? If so...
2006-11-26 01:42:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She must mean that you will be at a funeral that day..
Hers...She bought the coffin for herself...
She has a fast acting cancer and did not want to
tell you and spoil your football games....
It's all good...
Your wife is dying...
2006-11-26 02:00:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When they deliver it, return it and tell her it just wasnt your size or the color didnt go with your eyes. Better yet, customize it. Racing stripes, a wet bar, etc.
2006-11-26 01:58:01 · answer #5 · answered by fancyname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..you made me laugh and I really hope you are just joking..if not I hope you didnt raised the amout in your life insurance policy recently..LOL..good luck to you
2006-11-26 02:30:55 · answer #6 · answered by sweet28muffin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't sound too good. If I were you, I would be suspicious.
Maybe, she's screwing around. Put a private detective on her ***. It may save your life.
2006-11-26 01:34:34 · answer #7 · answered by Dumbo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny, may have to do that to my husband ;)
however, if you're serious it's time to get the hell out.
2006-11-26 02:58:22 · answer #8 · answered by Moi. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if she bought you the wrong size.... *hell,...you've been married long enough she should atleast know your size...right?*
2006-11-26 01:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by Morena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love your sense of humor. i hope you are joking anyway. if you arent joking i would be a little leary of your wife.
2006-11-26 01:37:09 · answer #10 · answered by Exotic Pink 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋