What is your favourite Toronto Make Me Laff joke?

Question

Mine is.....
At a child custody hearing a judge has to decide which parent a child shall live with. He asks the child "Do you want to live with you dad?" "No", the child answers. Then the judge says "Okay, so you want to live with you mom?" "No", the child answers again. Then the judge says "Well then, who do you want to live with?" the child answers "The Toronto Maple Leafs, they don't beat anyone." :)

Go Sens Go

Answer 1

Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in Alberta, when one of the boys is attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. A reporter walking by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Flames Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal" he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Flames Fan" the little hero replies. "Sorry,but as we are in Alberta, I just assumed you were" says the reporter and he starts writing again"Oilers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack". "I'm not an Oilers fan either" the boy says. "Oh, I assumed that everone in Alberta was either a Flames or Oilers fan said the reporter "What team do you cheers for? "I am a Maple Leaf fan" the boy replies. The reporter starts a new page in his notebook and writes:

Little ****** from Ontario Kills Beloved Family Pet:.


Go Pens Go

Answer 2

A Red Wings fan, a Maple Leafs fan, a Penguins fan, and a Colorado Avalanche fan climb up to the top of a mountain. The Avs fan looks around at the beauty, and jumps off the mountain side to his death, yelling 'For Patrick Roy!!' The Penguins fan jumps off the side yelling 'For having good players!!" The Red Wings fan pushes the Leafs fan over the edge yelling, 'FOR HOCKEY FANS EVERYWHERE!'

Answer 3

Its actually pretty funny how people have time to make up and respond to jokes about the leafs they must be doing something right if they can spark up this much converstation, it also helps that they are they are the most marketable team in the NHL
anyways the leafs will probably not win the cup this year but
the SABRES will definatley NOT win

Answer 4

LOL! I' just goung to make one up.

A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign for Leafs tickets. The sign says, "Buy a ticket today and we garentee a win aggainst anyone." so the man goes and buys a ticket and toronto loses. He goes to the advertiser and demands his money bask for false advertisement. The advertiser says, "I knew the design team put the fine print to small!" So the man goes back to the sign wit a magnifying glass and finds the fine print. It says, " Eccept Anaheim, Atlanta, Buffalo, Boston, Columbus, Colorado, Chicago, Calgary, Dalas, Detroit, Edmonton, Florda, Minisota, Montreal, Nnashville, Ottowa, Philidalphia, Tampa bay, Washington, Vancouver, Phionix, San Jose, Los Angelas, St. Louis, New York Islanders, New York Rangers, New Jersy Devils,Carolina or Pittsburg."

Answer 5

All the years of resigning Ty Domi.

Answer 6

the SCTV sketch where Joe Flaherty encourages his son to grow up a be a great hockey player like...Pat Boutette! Priceless.

Answer 7

AH HA HA HA!!! Good ones! My favorite Maple Laff joke is.......

That all their fans think they are winning the cup....ha ha ha!!!
That makes me laugh.

GO SABRES GO!!!

Answer 8

i like the song parody about darcy tucker. set to blink 182's " all the small things"

Answer 9

The wings are going to crush the Toronto Maple Laughs at The Joe this season. GO WINGS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 10

Ours is, "If Hamilton ever got a professional hockey team, Toronto would want one too."