If I am not dependant on food, water, light or air, am not vulnerable to disease, poison or time decay, but can be be killed by certain weapons, how do I become fully immortal and invulnerable?
2006-11-25 14:45:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Make a deal with the devil.
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2006-11-25 14:54:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Become instantly forgettable and don't p*ss anyone off!
Those are the two most common mistakes of "evil" in literature. Generally immortality tends to drive people insane so they start messing about with human lives and eventually p*ss people off enough for them to find that special weapon and kill them.
If not then they have some special belonging or power that people want and will hunt them down for so being instantly forgettable would be very useful indeed.
The only thing is how boring would that be to not have any friends and lie low for the rest of an eternal life?! No wonder they all lose it. I say enjoy it while you can and when you go nuts do it with style and welcome the big weapon!
2006-11-25 18:59:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Die.
Can you think of another way to be completely immortal and invulnerable, without need of food, water, light, and air, invulnerable to disease or any weapon?
Yea you need to already be dead which really takes the fun out of putting it on Yahoo Answers.
2006-11-25 15:35:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's easy. First of all you have to be extinct. No-one will suspect that you're alive in the first place. Then you become an ***, (crossed donkey and mule), and, whenever you want to pop up anywhere in the equestrian world, you can. And whose to say an *** is dumb bearing that in mind.
2006-11-25 16:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a monk by the name of zurojam, with three tongues, in eastern Tibet . Your training should take between 4 and 6 years good luck.
2006-11-25 14:58:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do something extraordinary and win a Nobel Prize for your
efforts.
2006-11-25 15:12:00 · answer #6 · answered by Ricky 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Become a writer
2006-11-25 14:55:17 · answer #7 · answered by 2K 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who wants to live forever?! Heaven is going to be SOOOO awesome, I am looking forward to getting there!!
2006-11-25 14:53:33 · answer #8 · answered by misskenjr 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You sound like my boss, Have you just turned forty too?
2006-11-29 07:14:19 · answer #9 · answered by Dancing Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you are still sleapin and havin a dream, then wake up dude. haha.
plus dont waste you points maan.
2006-11-25 14:51:55 · answer #10 · answered by kimzzooo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋