Would you vote for me ?

Question

I want to start a new pollitical party -
The common sense party

My goals are simple:
Commit a crime do the time - no soft policy for criminals

No licking other countries a$$es - are you listening goerge

Funding from alternative means - tax the immigrants from europe more to live in this country so brittish people dont pay rocketing taxes and this deters people (ie polish) living here and driving our property prices sky high

All EU legislation is voted for by the population - no more silly laws from those coke addicts whimsical notions (more traces of coke found in toilets of eu HQ than an upclass nightclub in london)

Bring back the death penalty - if you are a suicide bomber and we catch you then it wont make a diffrence because you were going to die anyway

adnd the final major policy - If you live in england you will be forced to learn ENGLISH because that is the national language if you have a problem learning our native language then Fuc|< off back to your own country

serenity - I would rather one suicide bomber be executed than 100 innocent people be murdered by that one suicide bomber

Answer 1

At last some Common Sense!!! Thats what this country need-a bit of common sense!!

You have my vote already!

Answer 2

Sorry Mate, My MP and County Councillor are pals of mine, but lets face it you will just take votes from the Racist Nutter Party or the Racist Nutters Party or the Raciest Nutter Party or even the BNP. Pick a Parliamentary seat with a large Muslim Community, get killed and let the nation rise to avenge you, or more likely have a good laugh at you for being daft.
Start small, Town Council, Borough, or better still stand for the EU in Khazakstan, you will be one of the more moderate candidates and if you have a potatoes for votes scam and but the lads a tot or two of fermented camel urine and bribe the blokes doing the count you should get in easy.

Answer 3

Sorry no. I agree we need a new party, but you are not the boy for me. Firstly, sort out the mentally ill from the willfully bad in prisons. Then sub-divide the bad into the 'never had a chance' or 'do not want to make the effort' group. Help the mentally ill and the never had a chancers, and then really sort out the bad, lazy, or drug/alcohol addicts.

2. We need the USA. They have the money and the power.

3.I like the Poles. They came to GB in their droves during the 2nd WW and fought with us with valour. Welcome them. They will go home to support their country when they have made some money. Blame the good old EU if you want a scapegoat.

4. Fabulous idea. Better still, withdraw and renegotiate all the deals with referendums. (PS Did I hear right that Romano Prodi could be in the pay of Russia's madman Putin?)

5. Bad idea. It makes murders into saints in the eyes of their followers. Better still let them rot in prison for the whole of their life.

6. Great idea. (But could my daughter's Granny-in-Law and father- in-law be exempt please. They love my daughter and are really good to her whilst still struggling with English)
Could I just add that a fair percentage of the natives that I work with have a problem with written English ie they are illiterate. And their spoken English has far too many f's and c's to be grammatically correct.

However, keep up the good work, we certainly need standards raising.

Answer 4

I`m with serenity you seemed OK at first tillyou started the ranting what too many people forget is how many British are living abroad forcing property prices up in other countries it`s not all one sided . they probably are saying the same about us when they can`t get a home in their counrry because people here buy them up, at sky high prices and only stay in them for a couple of weeks a year.

Answer 5

Ill vote for you as long as you bring back the 60s

Answer 6

i was just about to agree with you when you started wittering n about people effing off to their own countries. not the type of language or ideas of anyone i would use my vote on
and the death penalty thing just sucks. if it is a suicide bomber, a lifetimes worth in jail owuld be enough to make anyone regret throwing their life away and repenting. if theyre killed thats it.
and some people cant speak english properly though they try and learn. you should be offering more facilities for people to learn the lingo instead of forcin em...ya freak!

Answer 7

You have my vote. Get the ballot box out.

Answer 8

I'm not voting for you. You're just ranting. If I want the Daily Mail, I can buy a copy.

Answer 9

I would vote for you, but only because you are scarey.

Answer 10

i like it.
i'll vote for you...
... only if you bring it to Australia as well.
John Howard can go and get f*ucked.