he told me that he once ****ed off in the woods, and when he came back a year later to the same spot there was a tall bean stalk. he climbed the bean stalk and met an ogre who tried to eat him. the ogre changed his mind at the last minute and said that if my grandpa married his daughter, he would set him free. This is how he met my grandma.
Do you think this is true?
2006-11-25 09:44:45 · 25 answers · asked by blondepiaga 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
And if it is why isn't it in mythology books?
2006-11-25 09:45:59 · update #1
Only if your grandfather name was Jack, he planted magic beans, and existed in a storybook. It is not true. Your grandfather made it up for you to enjoy. Only book that was like that excluding the part of what your grandfather did in the woods, is called Jack and the Beanstalk.
2006-11-25 09:50:06 · answer #1 · answered by sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mythology writers are clearly against your grandpa because of his half-ogre offspring. There's a huge double standard in the industry when it comes to people who mate with non humans. Your best bet is to involve the ACLU.
2006-11-25 12:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by snapessxy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like grandpa was tripping! But I wish my grandpa had that kind of imagination, I would have loved the stories! A legend in his own mind!
2006-11-25 10:19:08 · answer #3 · answered by Enchanted Gypsy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 21:59:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show us where the bean stalk is and then I shall believe you.
2006-11-25 09:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you think? You are his descendant, are you not?
Do you think you can see the ogre in you or anyone in the family???
2006-11-25 10:38:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you got a over active imagination and to much free time
2006-11-25 09:48:59 · answer #7 · answered by treetown2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its probably true..
splash some water on your granma when she's asleep next. if she sneezes twice, rotate anti-clockwise 3 times while reciting "fee fi fo fum". if nothing happens then... go back to sleep.
why is it not in the book? i don't know, go back to sleep!
2006-11-25 11:35:24 · answer #8 · answered by benhur 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a funny story. He wasn't serious unless he was already old and senile, then he probably would've been serious.
2006-11-25 12:31:04 · answer #9 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm...ya....ever heard of Jack and the Beanstalk? Do you honestly think that story is true? Well it's not.
2006-11-25 09:53:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋