here are some nuggets of brilliance from celebs!!!!!!!!?

Question

"Just when I learned all the answers, they changed all the questions."
-Gertrude Stein

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

-- Miss Alabama, in the 1994 Miss USA contest



"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

-- Mariah Carey



"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign



"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."

-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward



"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC



"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."

-- A congressional candidate in Texas



"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."

-- John Wayne



"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

-- Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark



"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

-- Dan Quayle



"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another."

-- George Bush, US President



"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

-- Lee Iacocca



"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

-- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst



"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

-- Keppel Enderbery



"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

-- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

Answer 1

that was funny,
loved the Miss Alabama one the best.
True story, long time ago my Mom and I were watching the Miss America pageant and the two ladies that were left one was answering a question the other was in the booth and she didn't know they were on the air and she turned with her back to the audience and adjusted her boobs!!!

Answer 2

Fun with Words huh?
Mariah Carey is a classic isn't she?

A couple of others:
"It looks like being a busy weekend on the ferries, particularly Saturday and Sunday."
Peter Powell

"I never make predictions, especially about the future."
Samuel Goldwyn

"It's deja vu all over again."
Yogi Berra

"If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure."
Former Vice-President Dan Quayle

Answer 3

Not sure about the other quotes, but the Mariah Carey quote is an urban legend that has been proven false quote many times. In other words, she didn't say that, ever.

Answer 4

Wow, what a bunch of idiots, Mariah Carey's comment is disgusting, and proof that she doesn't deserve anything that she has the stupid b*tch. Brooke Shields' comment is hilarious though.

Answer 5

look at those idiots demeaning imam ali's skill. i wager if it became into between the three"rightly guided" ppl then theyd all be leaping for excitement at what u mentioned. and zubayr probable cant even get previous the 1st calculation (branch by a million) subsequently he tries to be all sarcastic.

Answer 6

HAHAHA SHE IS FUNNY BUT SO TRUE Mariah Carey

Answer 7

very nice job thx for writing them down!!

Answer 8

umm ok

Answer 9

alrighty then