John Smith the third was introduced into my life two years ago when we put him on top of a sandcastle. Not long afterwards he commited suicide by jumping off. I can't stop crying! Help Please!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-25 09:06:49 · 11 answers · asked by ♥bambii_xoxo♥ 2 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
FIND A CASTLE. .A TALL ONE
AND FOLLOW JOHN SMITH
2006-11-25 09:09:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since his name was John Smith the Third - there must have been 2 others - are you a Snail Murderer? haha.
Go watch Sponge Bob, he's the only person I've ever heard of having a snail as a pet.
R.I.P - Snail John Smith III
2006-11-25 09:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by KP 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, we all know John did this for America... and you know he would have wanted you to be happy, so get over it and move on!!!!! He's a snail with backbone (I don't know if snails actually have that) and he died for all of us to be happy and live life to it's fullest, sandcastles represent freedom!!!!! And just imagine the pain and suffering he'd endure if he barely survived - he'd be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life and you wouldn't want that for him, now, would you? So I suggest you go see a counsler ( I did) it helps!!!!!!! R.I.P JOHN SMITH live long and prosper, you stupid snail!!!
2006-11-27 14:49:16 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ misschels ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
J.S. has gone, without reservation to a better place and you will get to see him/her/it again when it's your time.
(in the mean time, try building a cushion of sand around the castle or at least add water before you bring another snail home)
2006-11-25 16:01:30 · answer #4 · answered by Psychic Sk8r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him a decent burial and move on to John Smith 4th,you know it's what he would have wanted.
2006-11-25 09:19:49 · answer #5 · answered by New Boots. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tragic. Just tragic.You need to go into grief counseling for about 10 years or so.
2006-11-25 09:19:24 · answer #6 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the snail needs a casket a plot of land and some prayers and i hope you didnt drive him to it by cheating?
2006-11-25 10:32:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go out to a nice restaurant and have some escargot...you'll feel better.
2006-11-25 09:09:48 · answer #8 · answered by spackler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aren't you the same one that talks to "boogers", you need some sleep I think...
2006-11-25 09:08:55 · answer #9 · answered by PegBundyWannabe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I know you aren't French !
2006-11-25 09:09:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋