English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

i've tried so many things but nothing seems to work. i'm so depressed, it's all I have and I can't seem to suceed. I always dream of leaping off buildings but in the end I falll flat on my face. Please help! My phyciatrist thinks I'm insane but I know it can be done somehow.

2006-11-25 08:54:36 · 23 answers · asked by ♥bambii_xoxo♥ 2 in Social Science Psychology

23 answers

Yes, my advice to you is to punch your doctor and try to jump off the building using your buttcheeks as firewalls. Would your bootie go againsed the wind?

2006-11-27 15:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ misschels ♥ 4 · 0 0

I am going to assume that you do not suffer under the delusion that you will ever be able to fly without help. Humans can not do that on this planet. If you do have that delusion keep working with your doctor. If you want the feeling of flying then Shannon H
has by far and away the best suggestion and deserves the points.

2006-11-25 17:04:56 · answer #2 · answered by oldhippypaul 6 · 1 0

Not to sound rude, there are too ways to fly,with feathers or an engine attached to it. Reality says that humans cannot fly without the assistance of something. I really hope this is a joke question. If not, continue you treatment with the Doctor.
Good luck...

2006-11-25 17:08:30 · answer #3 · answered by dreamdewberrys 2 · 0 0

why don't you go parachuting, if you go tandem with an instructor you can free fall. what they do is suit you together with a professional, he/she and you jump from the plane and fly for about a minute cruising the skies an then they pull the shute and you float down seeing the earth in all its glory and you will have accomplished your mission. This way maybe you can move forward with your treatment. It only costs about $150 bucks and is called a tandem free fall.

2006-11-25 17:05:47 · answer #4 · answered by yellowkayak 4 · 1 0

It is great, I do it as much as possible. Just go out with a good instructor and sky dive,that's as close you will ever get.I was a jumper in the U.S.M.C. loved it so much that I go free fall any chance I get. JUST DON'T TRY ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!!!!! It don't work without a chute. I have seen it ..not pretty. But talk this over with your psychiatrist. Please??

2006-11-25 17:33:17 · answer #5 · answered by Les Gramps 5 · 0 0

He eh I'm with you I want to fly as well the idea seems larger then life I can't wait till it happens. That is my dream me being able to fly, I can't wait until it comes true. If you believe anything can happen. Believe in God, trust him.

2006-11-25 19:51:38 · answer #6 · answered by J.Bo 2 · 0 0

is this a joke? Humans can't fly. Not that i'm saying it's impossible, but u can't jump and wish to fly. How old r u? Dont u know how the gravity works?

2006-11-25 17:04:15 · answer #7 · answered by AlvaDaGansta 4 · 0 0

Yes I think it might be possible to fly I think what you should do is go up to a high building picture your self flying in your mind and then jump off you might fly or you might fall and die

2006-11-25 17:01:17 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

If you got an air glider thingy and try air gliding off a building, it may be possible if you know how to do that. Wouldn't it be awkward to do that in the city though?

2006-11-25 16:57:07 · answer #9 · answered by Bear 5 · 1 0

you need to find a bridge with a lot of traffic moving beneath it. the air flow generated by the cars moving underneath it will allow you to float above it all. Spread your wings, and jump!!

2006-11-25 17:04:54 · answer #10 · answered by SMART @SS 3 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers