Last Wednesday, I went to work and during the lunch break, I went to a little lounge where everyone relaxes and I drank coffee. Then I farted out LOUD in the middle of everyone. Some people, especially the women, giggled under the hands and some of the guys just smiled.
Also, one day I came home from work and discovered a booger in my nostrils that was almost out! It was completely visible by anyone who is shorter than me, especially some of the women that I work with?
I feel so embarrassed, and I know it happens to everyone, but I feel so bad.
How should I deal with public farting and snot visibility?
How do I go about by next day at work, with everyone laughing and giggling and my reputation falling?
2006-11-25 06:14:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Should anyone razz you about it, just be big and laugh at yourself. That sort of thing has happened to everybody.
One evening I stopped in Albertson's after work to grab a few things, not until I got out of the store did I realize my skirt in back was caught in my panty hose and my @** was sticking out!
2006-11-25 09:20:43 · answer #1 · answered by June smiles 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Not to worry, you probably won't be romantically involved with anyone at work so fart and snot all you want...who cares what they say? Sure, you might loose out on a promotion or two but the cost of you making everyone laugh and have a good story to share; priceless.
2006-11-25 06:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by Craiova 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
About the booger, you can't do anything about it because you discovered it when you were at home. I certainly wouldn't bring it up later.
About the accidental flatulence, the best you can do at the time is excuse yourself.
People might make fun of you, but they'll get over it.
2006-11-25 06:21:30 · answer #3 · answered by drshorty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you have done the best that you can do, pray and ask God for help. Do you know that everything that concerns us concerns God? He will do it. Just pray and have faith that He will. May God Bless
2006-11-25 06:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Live and Learn!!! Get and ********* and Two nose plugs you'll be set!!!
Smile Brother LIFE it Happens!!!
Waho!!!
2006-11-25 06:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
embrace it, make it a happen, go with it you're on fire, everybody loves a champion
2006-11-25 06:17:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋