SODS LAW IS
IF ANY INANIMATE OBJECT CAN SCREW YOU UP IT WILL
MURPHY'S LAW IS
ANY THING ELSE THAT CAN GO WRONG WILL
SODS LAW
YOU PICK UP A £5 NOTE
LATER YOU FIND
YOU LOST YOUR WALLET
MURPHY'S LAW
IN SHOCK AT THE LOSS OF THE WALLET
YOU DON'T SEE THE DOG SH1T
2006-11-25 05:36:55
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answer #1
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answered by SH1T 3
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Want to Go out with a t-shirt on a sunny day ..but sod's law it will rain
2006-11-25 05:31:26
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answer #2
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answered by JJ 7
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It grew to become into that previous sod Murphy who desperate to make up some regulations of the possibility that if something can bypass squiffy then it is going to. in fact it could be called Squiffy's regulation. yet could desire to to not be perplexed with Coles regulation he grew to become right into a fool with a cabbage for a head.
2016-12-29 11:34:50
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answer #3
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answered by ? 3
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It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, it isn't ironic, but it could be described a Sod's Law
2006-11-25 05:29:43
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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The phone ringing when you're in the bath
Traffic lights being on red when you're in a hurry
Looking for something, not finding it, then looking for something else only to find the original object.
2006-11-25 10:16:52
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answered by Anonymous
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lyrics to Alanis Morrisette ironic has plenty of examples!
2006-11-25 05:29:52
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answer #6
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answered by punkyboygirl_24 2
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If I clean my car, a lorry will splash it with mud as soon as I drive off.
2006-11-25 05:41:28
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answer #7
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answered by bowtie_teddy 3
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car's always need petrol when youre in a hurry.
Pet's always get sick the same day the bailiffs call.
Horses.... Well dont get me started !!! Everything they do !
2006-11-25 05:35:41
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answer #8
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answered by mittobridges@btinternet.com 4
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toast always falls butter side down
2006-11-25 05:28:49
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answer #9
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answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6
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Irvariably... if it can go wrong... it will or it it can happen... it will
2006-11-25 05:28:49
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answer #10
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answered by Boring Old Fart 3
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