2006-11-25 04:39:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
b/c hes not smart enough to say anything else
2006-11-25 04:41:11 · answer #1 · answered by MyLoserAlterEgo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The answer's quite simple my friend, Santa Claus is a pimp. everybody knows that, he gets them hoes, that's why he says ho ho ho, cuz he wants 3 hos when he calls for them.
2006-11-25 12:45:23 · answer #2 · answered by Oliver 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess he's looking for some ho's ho's ho's?
2006-11-25 12:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
...For the same reason that his stomach jiggles when he laughs - because 'tis the season to be jelly, ho, ho, ho!
2006-11-25 14:16:52 · answer #4 · answered by carson123 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think it's a kind of laugh. you see, santa is really clinically insane. he's forced to do slave labor for a bunch of snotty kids and trapped at the north pole otherwise with a bunch of ***** elves. they don't even start working until september.
2006-11-25 12:43:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the reson he says ho,ho,ho! is becuose he only means to say hoe,hoe,hoe thats my little joke
2006-11-25 12:49:25 · answer #6 · answered by USMC 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have no idea. Santa doesn't have anything to do with Christmas really if you think about it.
2006-11-25 12:42:14 · answer #7 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's just his style of laughter. He's a jolly old elf, therefore he tends to laugh a lot. God bless him.
2006-11-25 12:46:57 · answer #8 · answered by Answerer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When he laughs, that's how it comes out. If you listen to a group of people laughing, everyone has their own style. That is his.
2006-11-25 16:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by Cinnamon 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's a jolly old soul.
2006-11-25 12:47:57 · answer #10 · answered by marie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋