If I had a willy for a day, I'd wear really tight jeans with stretch and go around with a sock stuck in my trousers to show how huge my willy was.
I'd go into all the men's toilets and enjoy peeing standing up.
I'd leave the seat up.
I'd have a w**k to see what it feels like.
If I met myself, yeah, i'd probably like to get my leg over me. I'm dead sexy.
And, boy, would my husband be surprised!!
2006-11-25 03:05:00
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answered by marie m 5
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If I knew me, I would, because I'm a kinky little minx! But if I just saw me on the street, I probably wouldn't give myself a passing glance- there's nothing that remarkable about me.
If I had a willy, you'd better believe I'd do everything possible I could with it- vaginal and anal sex with a woman, anal sex with a man, oral sex by both, masturbating, finding snow to write my name in, peeing standing up, streaking naked down the street, and grab myself a semen sample to keep at a sperm bank! Of course, it's not an option, but still . . .
2006-11-25 07:37:20
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answered by Anonymous
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Would I make love to myself if I had a willy....how would I do that with the pus*y gone? Wouldn't it be a little crowded down there to begin with? If in a different body, of course I'd make love to myself! lol
2006-11-25 02:45:48
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answered by Craiova 5
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As a very lucky hedgehog Mrs hedgehog once said to me that she would like 6 inchies. And I said, " I'm not bending mine in half of anyone"!
Happy hedgehog.
2006-11-25 02:47:58
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answered by Anonymous
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eh? why would you make love to yourself? doesn't make any sense when there are so many people to f#ck and you've got completely new equipment? I'd explore other options!
2006-11-25 19:29:17
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answered by Phoebe C 2
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hell yeah at least then it would get done right.But If I could be with any other women it would be Angelina Jolie, man is she hot and I bet any money she wild in bed.
2006-11-25 03:39:02
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answered by Anonymous
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I do not want one, as I do not want to be to blame for wet bath room floor.
2006-11-26 06:33:55
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answered by Ollie 7
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It wouldn't be physically possible for us to have sex with ourselves but thanks for making me feel one of the most normal people on Earth!
2006-11-25 02:49:00
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answered by miss m 4
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yes, i would mastabate as well as having full blown sex with another woman. i would want oral sex done on me too. wthe myleene class, or jordon!
2006-11-25 12:07:48
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answered by jane w 1
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I love myself now, I don't need any help. :)
2006-11-25 08:55:27
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answered by spiritcavegrl 7
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