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Why do you think he wears his underpants outside his trousers?

2006-11-25 00:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He propels himself head-first into a wall thus creating another hole.

And depending on what he ate 6 hours ago, he may either cause a meteorite storm or a mudslide.

2006-11-25 08:40:10 · answer #2 · answered by chaka 2 · 0 0

He will break holes in the wall behind him.

2006-11-25 12:26:52 · answer #3 · answered by Raven Shiranui 3 · 0 0

The end of all civlization. He has a lifetime supply of Beano and a sphincter cut off

2006-11-25 10:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Move our planet earth closer or further away from the sun depending which way he is positioned. At least he is farting for his country.

2006-11-25 08:45:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

his kryptonian pants mitigate any gross or dangerous reactions.

furthermore superman has learned super control which is how he can fly into space to get rid of any unwatned nasel difficulties and consumate his mariage with lois lane.

2006-11-27 09:35:29 · answer #6 · answered by comicbookrob 3 · 0 0

The world explodes

2006-11-26 10:16:36 · answer #7 · answered by kelly709904 3 · 0 0

He blows people away for at least 10 feet in all directions.
Global warming becomes one step nearer.

2006-11-25 08:46:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The whole block goes

2006-11-25 10:58:17 · answer #9 · answered by . 6 · 0 0

dont be making fun of superman..hes awesome

2006-11-25 10:59:43 · answer #10 · answered by splotch 2 · 0 0

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