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i want to write a classic country song but can only come up with a few lines please add a few lines on to it for me..

my wife has left me
and has taken my dog
whats a man to
when his best freind is gone
and his wife is a b1tch............................
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2006-11-25 00:27:11 · 11 answers · asked by oh_sh1te 1 in Entertainment & Music Music

sorry the line is
whats a man to do

2006-11-25 00:28:05 · update #1

11 answers

im going get my gun
and go after that cnut
blow her away with 1 shot
then take that dog
right back to the farm
whats a man to do
that little dog
i will put him to bed
but jam on my kn0b
and he will give me head
whats a man to do
my little dog
well shes a b1tch to
she looks like my wife
and smells like her to
if only she could cook
i woulldnt need a woman at all
whats a man to do
whats a man to do

2006-11-25 01:29:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ohhh wow wow wow wowwwwwww
Playing my guitar and sipping a beer
my feelings are dead and so i fear
never will i love a woman again
but a dog i'll get to be my best friend
ohhh wow wow wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Playing mouth organ all sad and lonely
i need a woman so sexy not comely
i need one now
i feel the need
What is a man to doooooooo

2006-11-25 00:32:38 · answer #2 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 1 0

I need a new horse, my old one is tired,
I used to make love to it, but try as I might
Though I stand behind it and get myself up
The horse would much rather be down at the pub

2006-11-25 01:59:27 · answer #3 · answered by Paul O 2 · 0 0

change the line to whats a man to do when his ***** is gone and his wife too

2006-11-25 00:29:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

to the bone
ah but thats the way it goes!
and i can take it under control.....
next saturday im going to the mall

did u like it?
its a bit stupid i know!

2006-11-25 00:29:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Talk more about your true love - your truck...and booze.
To listen to some of these guys/songs - well, of COURSE she left.

2006-11-25 14:08:52 · answer #6 · answered by slipstreamer 7 · 0 0

get out my machete and chop her to bits, with my 4x4 rolling, its just me and my dog, I'm off down the pub to drink me some grog

2006-11-25 00:29:13 · answer #7 · answered by thegolfingjunkie 4 · 3 0

ill shoot her in the head and leave her in the ditch and drive away with the cops at my back

2006-11-25 00:41:43 · answer #8 · answered by hywelandcats 2 · 0 0

and you must have been a snob
so its good that you got robbed
and she left you forever
and shud she come back? never!

2006-11-25 00:36:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

and he's stared to itch
cos she had the clap

2006-11-25 02:21:51 · answer #10 · answered by fizzy_wolf 5 · 0 0

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