This week, trading standards told the producer of "Welsh Dragon Sausages" that they could face proscecution, because their sausages don't contain any dragon meat. Apparently the name is misleading and vegeterians could be confused about the content. This has caused a panic for the producers of Angel Cake, Shepherd's Pie and of course Brownies. Which other companies should be warned?
2006-11-24 21:47:51 · 17 answers · asked by Hipira 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't worry, Jon! They'll just have to be renamed to something exciting like "Potatoe & sunflower oil based round things" - That's unless they really DO contain Hoola Hoops... ;)
2006-11-24 21:56:42 · update #1
Someone listens to the Now Show.
What about Monster Munch?
2006-11-25 09:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by Athene1710 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about "Toad in the Hole". You could always put in some real Toad I suppose.
"Star Gazy Pie" - Throw out the Fish and call in NASA or EISA to bring down your main ingredient!
McCain's "Micro Chips" are going to be really small or very Silicone Tasting and hard to chew!
Are Chinese Take Aways going to have to prove, that the "Special fried Rice" really contains "Special" Rice and not a normal variety!
Take that a step further -
Fleece Jackets are now going to have to be made of "Pure New Wool" or Renamed "Poly-amid/Nylon mix Hollow Fibre Pile Jacket in a Fleece Style"
Music Shops will have to Call themselves - "Musical Instrument and Sheet Music, with Some CD's and other stuff Shop"
Fish and Chip Shops should be "Fried food Outlet"
Art and Craft shops should be "Paint and Paper suppliers, its up to you what you do with it Shop" as "Art" is not a guaranteed outcome!
2006-11-25 06:27:16 · answer #2 · answered by WavyD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who ever makes Spotted Dick.. Mars Bars, faggots,
gets you thinking what things would taste like if they had to include the ingrediants they're named after.
Just another case of political correctness gone made.
Anyone who thinks that they are eating a sausage made from dragons shouldnt be allowed out on their own
2006-11-25 06:26:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every body is giving examples of things that we know and recognise,don't forget that some idiot is getting paid a fortune for thinking up bloody daft rules at trading standards!!!
2006-11-25 06:51:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cottage pie, doesn't contain bricks and mortar,
farmhouse cheese, no straw or bits of farmhouse,
fish fingers, fish don't have fingers,
jacket potato's, potato's don't wear jackets.
Yes totally crazy I know, but that's the EU for you.
2006-11-25 08:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cottage pie
Faggots
Soldiers
Toger tots
Savoury Ducks
Fajitas (heaters)
Choux pastry
Cockaleekie ??
Red thai curry (tie)
Bird's nest soup
Toad in the hole
Stinking bishop (cheese)
2006-11-25 05:55:26 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does that mean there will be no angels or devils on horseback for Christmas? Is my Old Speckled Hen to be drunk no more?
Can I not eat a packet of Hula Hoops?
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-25 05:52:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jon B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about cottage pie? Or Hedgehog crisps?
2006-11-25 05:53:37 · answer #8 · answered by Tish P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Birds eye!! I've never ever found an eagle, blackbird or magpie eye in my fishfinger or roast dinner for one!!! Oh, and come to think of it, I've never ever found a fish's finger in my food either!!
2006-11-25 05:50:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
As if "trading standards" isn't misleading. Baby oil? :-)
2006-11-25 06:00:11 · answer #10 · answered by Stephen L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋