like burping the alphapet our farts say things. If it doesn't happen voluntarly, then who's talking **** behind your back? listen close next time.
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2006-11-24 19:26:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sometimes mine sound like a baby crying (spooky)
2006-11-24 19:32:24 · update #1
you shouldn't have ate that last burrito.
2006-11-24 19:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by §¤ŅG.¥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's true, I'm sure our farts are trying to communicate with us.
Someone should study this and write a "A GUIDE TO FART SPEAK" book.
High pitched scream like farts - Your being a tight ar$e, give the kids some pocket money.
The silent PFFFFFFRT fart - It's time to come out of the closet. Your secret is out.
Silent but violent farts - Seek counselling for your inappropriate verbal outbursts.
ETC, ETC, ETC.............
this form of communication could benefit society greatly. Not to mention giving friends and family great joy.
2006-11-25 04:47:37 · answer #2 · answered by luckycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-26 21:30:00 · answer #3 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, mine do, but it is either in Greek or Spanish, and I don't understand or speak either language so I don't know what they are trying to tell me, but some of them can sure burn the hair in your nostrils and make your eyes water.
2006-11-25 03:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think farts are like a poo screaming to get out
2006-11-25 03:49:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think my husband has attack farts. like if i told him to do something or talked about something he didnt agree with while he walks away he can fart really loud and forcefully. like a big blast of a fart. i dont like his farts at all...i think it is saying what he wants to really say.
lol
2006-11-25 03:29:37 · answer #6 · answered by Jessy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A BABY CRYING hahahahahahahahaha lmao!!!!!! hahahaha
2006-11-25 03:43:05 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah sometimes. They just mainly say hi and nice to see ya and then they float away and say alright catch ya on the flip side.
2006-11-25 03:29:16 · answer #8 · answered by So'sYerFace 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
People say i talk out of my asss all the time.
and i usually put up a big stink.
2006-11-25 03:37:52 · answer #9 · answered by Gummy 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes they do and what they say is that they guy who asked a question like that is completely stupid!
2006-11-25 03:37:13 · answer #10 · answered by cuz im a hun! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, this question is too funny to answer.
2006-11-25 03:32:04 · answer #11 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋