Your having a few drinks at the pub. Nature calls and you proceed to the washroom. Upon entering you realize there are no urinals. Your not really thinking straight and shrug your shoulders and say to yourself hmm weird and that moment of brilliant thought passes as quickly as a dry popcorn fart in the wind. You proceed to choose a stall and do what you came for. When looking down to the target you notice a cigarette butt floating in the toilet but theres something different about it........ yes you guessed it, there's Red lipstick on it. After a brief dirty thought (another momment of brilliance) you add it all up just as you hear the main washroom door open. Now...... once the shower is started it's pretty hard to close the valve if you know what I mean. You know that the newest visitor can hear you and you try to pick the quietest area to pee at. What do you do next?
2006-11-24 19:19:40 · 13 answers · asked by gold.panner 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
finish your call of nature and walk out of the stall acting completely billigerantly drunk, and ask what the hell they are doing in the mens room...lol
2006-11-24 19:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by TaureanAngel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all man.. when you see no urinals in a public bathroom, bolt. I've been there, done that. So now that you're in there proceeding to peel the wallpaper, you should have let it all out.. full blast. Women think that men's **** stink and their's don't, so at least let that lady think it's another of her kind in there doing the dirty deed. Of course wait for her to go out. Like you do when you're on the other side of the stall in the men's room, look under the stall to see if the coast is clear. Then start to walk out. It goes without saying that you don't wash your hands. You only do that when other men can see you come out of the stall anyway so no loss there. If you run into a woman on the way out, you can act like everthing is normal, maybe even have a smug look on your face, getting even with women who always seem to think it's okay to use the men's room when their bathroom is busy at the bar. Don't say anthing though, because there is the chance that without your voice, she may just think you're an ugly woman.
2006-11-25 03:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finish peeing, flush, zip, and prodeed to the hand basin as if it's the most natural thing in the world. If there's a woman there, you just say a brief greeting and carry on as normal. If she starts screaming you know you're pretty well ******, so you grab her from behind, stick your hand over her mouth and put a gun to her head, and think of something really threatening to say. Next, you walk out with her to the utter horror of the other patrons. Keep threatening to blow her head off as you make it to the door. Once outside you both crack up laughing. As she's heading off you ask for her number.
2006-11-25 03:38:28 · answer #3 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finish peeing and then wait for everyone to leave the bathroom and then get the HELL out! I actually did that at a rest stop, yet I went into the men's bathroom and then two guys came in and then one was pooping and then the other one was shaving. I had to stay in there for such a long time!
2006-11-25 03:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by Meg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so i guess ur in europe. well u just do what u have to do. dont pee on urself, and i guess u just say ur completely sorry for the mistake. and leave. dont make it into a big deal and act calm like its kinda a joke.
2006-11-25 03:23:18 · answer #5 · answered by misterniceguy1237 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you scram like a little girl and tell them that there is a fire in your stall, maybe they will leave... but they dont, so you pull your wig and razor out of your pocket and just go for it, the lady just thinks you're bizarre
2006-11-25 03:25:57 · answer #6 · answered by Erikawithasmile 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finish peeing and then quietly leave.
2006-11-25 03:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finish peeing and then get the hell out of there!!
2006-11-25 03:44:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave.
2006-11-25 03:41:53 · answer #9 · answered by Gummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do it on da sink :D
2006-11-25 03:37:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋