what are the consequences you willl have to face if you mastrubate twice a day?

Question

well thers nothing much 2 say am 17 yrs old and am addicted to mastrubation i have tried to put an end 2 this habit many times but it has all been in vain i am really desperate to get this over and comme out of this habit
SO PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

Consequences are as under -
Your hands and wrists will develop joint pain due to excessive pain, your penis will resemble a noodle, your eyes will become a puddle, your brain will reduce in size, your face will resemble a goat, your skin will be like that of a crocodile, your nose will become 17 inches long, you will grow branches oozing out of your tummy, your colour will become black, you will loose your hair, your memory, your understanding, logic and anything else related to the brain. Your testicles will melt and flow out with urine, your intestine, heart , lever, pancreas everything will get broken down into tiny pisses and pass out through stool. Want to know more ...?

Ha Ha Ha Ha ........ Just kidding.
Twice a day is perfectly normal as long as you are not doing it in your classroom in front of your teacher or out in a park in broad daylight.

Enjoy yourself and have a good time.

Answer 2

Keep rolling..!!...When I was @ the age of 17, I used to do masturbate 3-4 times a day!!...there is no wrong in it..but yes..If u are thinking abt sex all the time and ur studies and other GOOD activities get affected, then it is a problem!! otherwise it is quiet natural...every human being (most of them!!) masturbates. In broader sense every animal masturbates...havent u seen any dog or cat masturbating with their mouth??
Dont feel guilty. Its a gods gift to all of us. If it doesn't exist, then rapes would have increased!!..

So enjoy (yourself!!)!!

Answer 3

why do you want to quit? it's normal, natural & even healthy.
twice a day is hardly addicted. if you're doing it instead of taking care of your responsibilities, then you need to cut back a bit,but you'lljust drive yourself crazy trying to quit altogether.
98% of all guys do it and the other 2% are liars.
don't let anyone make you feel guilty about this. it's your body. have fun with it, but take care of it so you can be proud of it.
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Answer 4

Twice a day is nothing to be ashamed of, just keep it private from your parents.

If you really feel guilty, ween yourself down to once a day, just limit it to before you go to bed or in the shower.

Now when you start having to jack it a dozen times daily, then seek group counseling

Answer 5

Masturbation is very normal. But you use the word "addicted" which is different. If you cannot control your need to masturbate, or where you masturbate, or if it is interferring in your ability to function with in a daily routine, or are late for class, or committing lewd acts in public places, then you may need some assistance in this matter. Speak to your family doctor. Don't worry, he does it too. We all enjoy masturbation and their should be no taboo placed on the act at all. Speak to your doctor about what is happening and he can advise you best.

Answer 6

2 times a day is not bad for your age. your at a high sexual peak. just remember to do it in private. and believe me when you get a real serious girlfriend then that will all change. but remember when you do get a girlfriend practise safe sex , you don't want no babies yet.

Answer 7

that are normal yar, don't feel regerted. but u hv only this thinking, pblm, that means u r not interested in other things....better u go for any musical cources like Guitar, Violin or Organ or make interest in painting and go for tarining.....these will change ur interest........Defenitly "Good Luck"

Answer 8

Only twice a day,come on,you can do better than that.

Answer 9

There is nothig wrong when you are young. It slowly goes down once youi are married.

Answer 10

No consequences. Only thing is you would doubly enjoy