What are the best quotes from the movie "Office Space"?

Question

I think its one of the funniest films I've ever seen.

Answer 1

"Um...I believe you have my stapler"
"Yeah...I'm going to need you to come in tomorrow..."

Answer 2

Office Space Quotes

Answer 3

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..." - Milton

I wanna hug that man so bad.

Answer 4

RE:
What are the best quotes from the movie "Office Space"?
I think its one of the funniest films I've ever seen.

Answer 5

Try this link:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/quotes

There's alot of quotes from Office Space here.

Answer 6

"It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care."

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!

I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in the dictionary!

Answer 7

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Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of **** out the window. (about the copier)

Joanne: Yeah. You know what, yeah, I do. I do want to express myself, okay? And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it. (gives Stan the finger)

Bob: I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

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Answer 8

Where the boss walks in on that one retarded guy and he takes his stapler and Milton starts to complain and says, "I believe that you have my stapler." and the boss just looks at him and says "Right, um I going to need you to come in tomorrow."

Or when they are passing the birthday cake around and Milton gets ahold of one and is about to eat it when he gets his hand slapped and the lady says,"No, Milton pass it around till every one gets a piece." and Milton as he is passing it says, "But last t time y you s said that I I I would get a a a piece of c c cake and i didn't." Classic Classic saying or the bosses all time fav. saying "Right"

Answer 9

In the car after they found out that they had stolen way more money than they wanted to...."Thees, thees, thees is a ****". He is so pissed off that's the only words he can get out. Classic.

Answer 10

"Looks like somebody has a case of the mondays"
"Is this enough FLAIR for ya"
And yes "yea so if you can get thoses "tps" reports out that would be great"

Answer 11

What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.