2006-11-24 15:31:32 · 21 answers · asked by eyegub 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
You would be committing fraud and could be jailed by the federal court. Get your butt to work! I don't want my hard earned tax money going to your lazy butt.
2006-11-24 15:33:26 · answer #1 · answered by deltazeta_mary 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, you can fake it, but that's pretty difficult: you must prove your claimed disability to an experienced physician, which people are not sympathetic to malingerers. Youse get caught faking it and youse will spend some time learning not to be lazy, as a guest of the state. A very unhappy guest, at that. See, they dress you in these funny orange jump suits and send you to live in a place where men with guns deny you the opportunity to leave and where your every moment is directed, monitored and controlled - even your bowel movements. They call these places "correctional facilities". You'll call yours anything but fun - but it won't do you a bit of good. Youse ready for the jailhouse, are youse? The pen, the pokey, the hoosegow, Hell-on-Earth?
2006-11-24 23:39:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Welfare is much easier to get. As long as you can produce a child every year or two you can ride the government for years. Disability is much harder to get. You have to be out of work and under a doctors care for a year to even be considered.
Of course you can always dress in rags and stand at an intersection with some pathetic cardboard sign. I hear those guys rake in the dough and some folks even buy you a burger once in awhile.
2006-11-24 23:36:29 · answer #3 · answered by firefly 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Get off your lazy butt and get a job. I HATE people like you! I do not want my tax $ going to someone just because they are not wanting to earn a decent living. A friend of my husband had back surgery that did not work for him and even HE is having a hard time getting S.S disability. You are a BUM!
2006-11-24 23:49:48 · answer #4 · answered by Ryan's mom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't be so selfish. You don't have a disability and don't deserve anything. Easiest way? (This way is also honest) Go to the government and tell them you are such a selfish, greedy, lazy bi*ch that it is a disability!
2006-11-24 23:41:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lay your legs on the tracks and wait for a train. Seriously, if you can work, go to work, you are making it hard for all of the really disabled people.
2006-11-24 23:40:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's so hard to get disability that if your faking it, it will take too long to get it anyway. Truely disabled people have to fight and fight for years to get it. I know my ex wife is disabled for several years and she's still fighting to get it. Even with Dr.'s saying your disabled SS won't just give you money.
2006-11-24 23:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by chupakabra123 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's hard to get for those that need it and have worked all their lives. And wily sly people get it by sneezing and saying they through their back out! It's the way of the world sadly.
2006-11-24 23:37:34 · answer #8 · answered by Faerie loue 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one is easy! Simply go to your nearest Social Security office and tell them exactly what you just said. See ya later;(in about 10 to 20 years)
2006-11-24 23:44:12 · answer #9 · answered by teri 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know a Dentist who got 186,000 per year tax free by conning insurance companies.
2006-11-24 23:50:32 · answer #10 · answered by scallywag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋