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The one that always comes to mind is from the scene from 'anchorman' lol makes me laugh everytime. .

Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me.
Ron Burgundy: What are you doing?
Veronica Corningstone: I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.
Ron Burgundy: I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.
Ron Burgundy: Big deal. I am very professional.
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.
Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.
Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.
Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

2006-11-24 13:40:20 · 7 answers · asked by tu_sweet189 3 in Entertainment & Music Movies

7 answers

The Great Escape.

In a German prisoner of war camp.

German officer: What are you doing over here by the wire? Prisoners are not to be near the wire.
Hilts: (American prisoner) Well, like I told Max here, I was trying to get my...
German Soldier: Achtung! The Commandant is here.
Commandant Von Luger: What were you doing by the wire?
Hilts: Well, like I told Max... I was trying to cut my way through your wire because I wanta get out.

You probably have to see it to grasp the humor but here was an American prisoner openly telling the Germans he wants to cut a hole in the wire so he can escape....

2006-11-24 14:02:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why Johny Ringo you look like someone just walked over your grave.
My fight is not with you Holiday
I beg the differ we never finished our game. Play for blood Remember
All right lunger
Say when.
Come on Johny. Come on. Your no daisy, Your no daisy at all

2006-11-25 00:48:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Before Sunrise (1995)

Celine: I believe if there's any kind of God it wouldn't be in any of us, not you or me but just this little space in between. If there's any kind of magic in this world it must be in the attempt of understanding someone sharing something. I know, it's almost impossible to succeed but who cares really? The answer must be in the attempt.

2006-11-24 21:59:08 · answer #3 · answered by Christy 5 · 0 0

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.(Gone With The Wind)

2006-11-24 21:54:41 · answer #4 · answered by flowerchild 2 · 0 0

Louie,this could be the start of a beautiful friendship:Casablanca

2006-11-24 23:03:44 · answer #5 · answered by Raymond S 1 · 0 0

Coffee is for closers!

2006-11-24 21:43:29 · answer #6 · answered by non_apologetic_american 4 · 0 0

when you die, if you should happen to go to hell, it would be a step up from this place - battlefield earth

2006-11-24 21:48:59 · answer #7 · answered by hell oh 4 · 0 0

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