There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one
night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down
and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure
device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b*****d," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
2006-11-24 13:38:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL Okay, I haven't had a good laugh today and I'll admit,
that's some funny s**t!!!
2006-11-24 13:43:54 · answer #1 · answered by blueeyeskenai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. If the husband had beeen using a toy all those years, he probably had a good reason for it. However, if the women had been having kids despite the toy, I find it alot worse to have been cheating on the husband.
2006-11-24 21:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i maybe wouldn't forgive the toy because they married for better or for worst and even if hes bad theirs inducers to help with that problem. but the kids now either she cheated,its the toys baby,or he putted a little of his sperm on the toy that's y she got pregnant but that's a funny joke if u ask me
2006-11-24 21:51:48 · answer #3 · answered by `Avenging~ghetto~bird` 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What woman could be so stupid that she couldn't tell the difference? What..no foreplay here??
As for the kids,well, she should have told him they were "little Vibes" LOL
2006-11-24 21:55:58 · answer #4 · answered by ladybug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no this cannot because he should have told his wife in the first place instead of keeping inside al those years they were married for......
2006-11-24 21:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by sexygirl4adam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-24 21:42:38 · answer #6 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't have any of that kind of experience so idk. but on the other hand, God would want you to forgive. you shouldn't stay in a situation where ur taken for granted but i guess that's really up to the ppl involoved
2006-11-24 21:43:51 · answer #7 · answered by ~giggles~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so explain the kids
2006-11-24 21:44:08 · answer #8 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. Forgiven? ANYTHING can be forgiven, ...but do they WANT to forgive is the question! lol
2006-11-24 21:41:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't there another place where you tell jokes?
It's funny, I guess.
2006-11-24 21:40:25 · answer #10 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋