This might change your opinion - heaven or hell?

Question

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with
St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
bloodcurdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the
holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a
little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation

Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams "Oh my God,"
says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled
to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there," says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that..

I really can't believe this mockery...I had a chuckle though.

I see...I see...People are getting serious nowadays!

I asking here and NOT judging anyone...so that I my not be judged too..Those who are bright enough should know that..

Answer 1

Awesome I liked that one.

Answer 2

Heaven
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Answer 3

Heaven

Answer 4

funny but my opinion of heaven has not changed.

If you watch tv you know that drinking Red Bull gives you wings. So I am more than half ready....so I advise all to drink something that will help give you wings or halos

Answer 5

I still wanna go to Heaven.

Answer 6

Funny, but kind of sick all the same. lol. I think I would still choose heaven. Jesus suffered for us, I would do the same for him.

Answer 7

I'm sorry, but this is a horrible joke. I highly doubt anyone would change their opinion.

Answer 8

HEAVEN- for sure ! ( even if its like that so be it ! -- He Sufferd for us and gave us life ( i would do it ) Hell isnt even an opption to me ! ( God is AWESOME! ) -- But that Joke or w/e is kinda funny but sick too....

Answer 9

heaven

Answer 10

Cute.