I can't find the tv remote control again! Do you know where it is?

Question

Let your creative juices flow~~~~~~~~~

Answer 1

1. Lift up the rug
2. Ask the neighbor why there is a body underneath your rug.
3. Gently tell you neighbor that it is his wife.
4. Go to the hardware store.
5. Buy a shovel, two saws, garbage bags, and a bunch of lime.
6. Okay, disregard the bags....you don't have any time.
7. Go to your neighbor's yard and dig a hole 3ft x 10ft x 6ft
8. Tell your neighbor to "Quit asking so many questions!"
9. Get the shovel.
10. Hit your neighbor.
11. Add him to the hole.
12. Go into the shed, by the lawnmower.
13. Look for the gasoline.
14. Scratch that.....just bury them instead.
15. Tell the neighbor's peering at u to "Mind their own business!"
16. Call the cops.
17. Tell them that you lost your remote and have them file a report
18. Let them handle it....Hey, thats what they get paid to do!

Answer 2

It will work again. Just let it dry out. If you want to hurry the process, just open the thing and dry the circuit board inside. You could use a blow dryer to finish the process, and then put it back together. The voltages inside a remote are not going to destroy any electronics because of a short circuit (which is the only problem water can cause).

Answer 3

This happens to me all the time. I watch t.v. in bed and have the sleep option on then in the morning I can't find the thing. I am not at my best right then so I just get my coffee and wait until I am slightly human to undo the whole bed to find it.
I think yours is under to sofa back too far to see from the front. Oh, did Aunt Milly put in her purse before she left today?

Answer 4

If it was a universal remote, aliens have probably come into your lounge room and taken it in the hopes of acheiving world domination.

Answer 5

The Bathroom

Answer 6

Most likely it has become one with the force. After years of use it has served it's purpose, and silently slipped between the dimensions to it's final haven founded long before the beginning of time. Time to buy a new one.

Answer 7

If you have a dog and she's anything like mine, it's under the stairs stuffed into a corner covered with slobber and chewed into a million little pieces - cut your losses and by a new one.

Answer 8

it behind the thing on the left of the wichamacallit right under the thingy. did you get all that?

Answer 9

In the bath tub with ben franklin


dont go in until he is done ...
elol

Answer 10

Stuck between your buttocks? Squeeze them together near the T.V. and see if you change channels! (I'm not even going to touch the juicy part of this........:)