Below is the copied/ pasted news article from my favorite news web page.
Bush's holiday turkey came back to life
By FRANK C. WIBBLE, Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON DC., the U.S. - Ready-to-eat holiday turkey suddenly came back to life, demanded the president Bush to end the highly controversial war on Iraq.
The turkey was about to be served to at the dinner table, where Bush's key aids were gathered to appreciate the president's effort to maintain the stability in Iraq, despite the recent volatile sectarian collision.
According to the eye witnesses, the just baked turkey, which was still warm and greasy, suddenly began moving its legs and stood up right on the dish.
While Bush and his staffs were spectating the scene with awe, the headless turkey walked straight toward to the president's side across the table, and protested, "Stop the war on Iraq!".
2006-11-24 12:16:11 · 7 answers · asked by davegesprek 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Then the turkey sat down on Bush's empty dish and discussed the benchmark plan for the early withdrawl of the U.S. troops with him.
The talk lasted about an hour.
When the deal was met, the turkey returned to its plate where it came from, and the meal was resumed.
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AP correspondents Michelle Gates, Carl Reanier and Stan Wagner contributed to this report.
Copyright © 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained in the AP News report may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.
2006-11-24 12:18:06 · update #1
SRY DONT FELL LIKE READING ALL THAT,LOL
2006-11-24 12:21:17 · answer #1 · answered by *~Love?~* 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
some mushrooms will cause hallucinations. why didn't the turkey cut and run from the dinner table?
2006-11-24 12:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to surprising that a *Turkey* would bring up such inane issues.
2006-11-24 12:25:05 · answer #3 · answered by lordkelvin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone is pulling your leg. Maybe it's a turkey leg.
2006-11-24 12:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by notyou311 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I guess theres supposed to be humor in that?Sounds like something a kindergarten child would make up.
2006-11-24 12:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by halfbright 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So with no head, how did it talk?
2006-11-24 12:19:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats kind of dumb. very funny but dumb
2006-11-24 12:20:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋