I only ask because the smell is only getting worse and im moving house soon!
if i have to remove corpse are there any suggestions for transport?
2006-11-24 11:31:36 · 33 answers · asked by Roy W 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Do It Yourself (DIY)
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This question is so funny because you posted it in the DIY section.
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Thank you so much for the giggles.
2006-11-24 11:40:23 · answer #1 · answered by angie 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
OK. I totally understand. Read this VERY carefully. First, serenade the corpse with vinegar, it's acid kills all bacteria. Then, to mask the remaining odor, try to get some Chanel #11. I know that sounds ridiculous, but it's the only perfume that has chemicals that kill odors and other bacteria. Try ebay? Anyways, pour the bottle all over the corpse. Cut off any hair, because it collects lice, which could spread to the rest of the house. Then wrap your victim in cellophane and put it in someone you don't like's garbage can outside in the middle of the night. Have fun!
2006-11-24 17:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by Mental Patient 29 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are moving house.I am looking for a new place to stay and if you want you can keep the body there as i like the smell of decomposing corpses i could add it to my vast collection .If you realy want to take it with you i suggest a large Volvo im sure someone was trying to sell one here .
2006-11-25 00:17:09 · answer #3 · answered by MARLENE C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a common question. I would suggest a plug in air freshener, or ask at your local police station, they are always very helpful with this kind of problem and will be only too pleased to come and look into it! Good luck.
2006-11-25 04:11:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it all depends on the humidify
whether the floor is paved or not
whether insect life can get at it / light levels
probably 2-4 weeks in summer
longer in winter
the best way to move a body would be
- remove arms and legs
- remove head
- cut torso in half
- package up into sealable plastic bags
the best way to move said body in plastic bags would be (seeing as you are about to move) to place with your old junk that you will be disposing of and bring it to your local dump
2006-11-24 13:17:19 · answer #5 · answered by kendon81 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2-3 months
2006-11-25 01:40:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I know I had the same problem. I bought a big chest freezer to put the body in. When it is frozen try getting a hacksaw and cutting small bits off and put them in several strong bin bags and simply put them in the bin over a course of a few weeks to get rid of the body. Good luck.
2006-11-24 11:36:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Try the Body Farm at University Of Tennessee ... they have a forsenic place there im sure they can answer all your questions
2006-11-25 13:15:46 · answer #8 · answered by Patricia C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have pickled it in a sealed jar, stops the pong and should you need to get rid they sink like a stone in any expanse of water!. Might be the one time you don't mind dropping the Mother in law off!
Seems to be that sense of humourectomies are getting popular!
2006-11-24 11:50:31 · answer #9 · answered by bumbleboi 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try the Michael Alig method, and shove a hose down the throat and fill the body with Drano. eventually, hack the body up, put it in bags and a box and dump it into the east river.
2006-11-24 12:32:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you trying to say that you have a dead body at your home and the smell is unbearable!
2006-11-24 12:15:13 · answer #11 · answered by kwatt40000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋