What are some ways to release gas without any noise?

Question

or maybe reduce noise production of farts.

Answer 1

I like this one! When sitting, lean slightly to one side and depress your stomach muscles. We in the military use this and call it SILENT< BUT DEADLY!

Answer 2

In addition to the above-mentioned ideas, wear thongs! Thanks to countact between the asshole and the thong, men or woman wearing thongs may push their gas and the vibration of the asshole is reduced by this touch! Less vibration = less noise, so it is even possible to fart when other people is near from you, they don't hear!
Other advantage: if you let the gas go slowly in the beginning then increase the flow after, so 100% of the gas is ejected in your thong, the smell for external atmosphere (and subsequently people) is much reduced because a large part of bad smells remain in the thong, a good method to fart efficiently and successfully!

Answer 3

Increase the distance between your butt cheeks. This will reduce the cheek reverberation and lessen the noise.

Answer 4

Make a louder noise like clearing your throat or turning up the television as a diversion...LOL

Answer 5

lift up the leg and use an act of subterfuge such as reaching for a magazine

Answer 6

Spread your cheeks, less vibrations

Answer 7

when pumping gas, make sure not to wobble the handle

Answer 8

you have to do the tilt and spread, while gentley releasing it :op

Answer 9

muffle it...perhaps wad up some t.p. and stick it in your crack on those particularly gassy days.

Answer 10

slam the car door shut when you do it