Today I saw a really big______________sitting on my car.
I did not say anything because__________________.
This is what happened next: ________________________and________________.
I will never ______________________again.
2006-11-24 11:03:28 · 16 answers · asked by Jacks036 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Today I saw a really big bird sitting on my car.
I did not say anything because it was eating a worm and I didn't want to trouble it.
This is what happened next: I opened the car door and the bird flew away.
I will never answer one of your questions again.
-MM
2006-11-24 11:20:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Today i saw a really big man sitting on my car.
I did not say anything because he smelled.
This is what happened next: He lost weight and farted
I will never eat at Mcdonalds again.
2006-11-24 19:06:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Today I saw a really big fix it bill sitting on my car.
2) I did not say anything because my gram always say if you cant say anything nice dont say anything at all.
3) This is what happened next: I was trying to convince the officer to take the handcuffs off and he just laughed and said he knew my history.
4) I will never get married after knowing someone for only 4 months again.
2006-11-24 19:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by alittledv2001 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today I saw a really big cat sitting on my car.
I did not say anything because I thought it was cute.
This is what happened next: The cat fell and cried.
I will never Not say anything again.
2006-11-24 19:06:21 · answer #4 · answered by P!ATD GIRL! Luvn Brendon Urie! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today I saw a really big__asshole__sitting on my car.
I did not say anything because its my sister.
This is what happened next: I threw her offf my car and_punched her.
I will never _ talk to her again.
2006-11-24 19:05:34 · answer #5 · answered by kadmarco 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Today I saw a really big __bird___ sitting on my car.
I did not say anything because ___I didn't want to scare it off____.
This is what happened next: ___my sis came running out of the house____ and ___scared it off___...
I will never ___see that bird___ again.
2006-11-24 19:13:20 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Sydd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today I saw a really big albino tiger sitting on my car.
I did not say anything because it was a frigging big tiger.
This is what happened next:
I threw a blanket over it and tried to make it disappear...it didn't.
I will never practice magic again.
(Damn you, Siegfried and Roy!)
2006-11-24 19:35:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today I saw a really big bird sitting on my car. I did not say anything because I didn't want to scare it away. This is what happened next: I sneezed, and the bird went wild and pecked me. I will never sneeze again.
2006-11-24 19:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by gamer92 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today I saw a really big dog cat sitting on my car. I did not say anything because it was my cat. This is what happened next: i jumped on the car to get my catand slid off. I will never chase my cat again.
2006-11-24 20:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by shortee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today I saw a really big_____teletubbie______sitting on my car.
I did not say anything because_____it did not have a mask_______.
This is what happened next: _______the teletubbie put on its mask________and___ran away___...
I will never __drink alcohol and smoke at the same time__again.
2006-11-24 19:20:08 · answer #10 · answered by nzdota 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋