I have a relative that is same age as me and he is making smart comments towards me reguaring my side of the family - wot can I say back thats smarter to shut em up other wise use my KT500 Pistol which no one knows about?
2006-11-24 11:00:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
ignore him, be bigger be proud of your family, Carma will follow and youth will teach him, wait and they will gain the real perspective.
2006-11-24 11:03:54 · answer #1 · answered by fluxpattern® 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not spit in his food without him knowing or some other bodily fluid. You need to be really discreet though then you can sit back smugly knowing that there he is trying to be big whilst drinking/eating something that would make him hurl if only he knew. It'll be deeply satisfying. You can't tell him though, keep quiet and you can carry on doing it for as long as he continues. One day when your old and sharing a beer as mates again you can tell him that he has probably drunk about a gallon of your X during the course of his lifetime. His face will be a picture!
2006-11-24 19:11:47 · answer #2 · answered by Ecko 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd laugh at him! Obviously he's jealous of something! And if he can get your goat by saying rotten things, the best way to disarm him is to just laugh at him!!!
2006-11-24 19:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by the_pharaoh109 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the best and easiest way to bring the idiot down to size is by ignoring him.....laugh in his face and walk away.....if you come back with a comment then it will prove that your putting yourself down to his level of intelligence...so yes....just ignore him, that will shut him up....keep KT in the drawer....save on bullets
2006-11-24 21:06:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
comment on something really big on his side of the family or just take the piss thats what i do.
2006-11-24 19:05:57 · answer #5 · answered by kelcihrn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For God's sake don't shoot him now, the police will use this site as evidence.
2006-11-24 19:06:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't stoop lower then him. Stay tall and ignore him.
2006-11-24 19:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
agreeing usually works because he will get bored by not getting any satisfaction
2006-11-28 08:39:44 · answer #8 · answered by aoife k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be bigger...& ignore him/her. people like that hate to think they're not having an impact
2006-11-24 19:04:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
take him out to lunch
2006-11-24 19:06:26 · answer #10 · answered by fair-and-squire 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋