2006-11-24 09:38:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Bow down and worship his awesome greatness. Chuck Norris is a God among men and should be revered by all and feared by those who are unworthy of his greatness.
2006-11-24 09:41:08 · answer #1 · answered by Trip S 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Probobly close my eyes, because he's so white that he could light up the whole dark block. You must have a big chubby for Chucky huh? What is this the fourteenth question about Mr. Norris? Are you Chuck Norris? Come and get me Walker!
2006-11-24 09:42:17 · answer #2 · answered by Johnny Afman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would do nothing,first of all I don't go into dark alleys,and I don't think Chuck does eather.
2006-11-24 09:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by George K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dress up like a Ninja Cowboy and give him a Round-House Kick to the Face!!!
2006-11-24 09:41:56 · answer #4 · answered by Renegade Of This Time and Age! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fall down to my hands and knees and beg for mercy. Then probably get roundhouse kicked in the face. That or become his new sidekick. I'm really doubting the sidekick part.
2006-11-24 09:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by Jackz0r 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd tell him that movie Sidekick he did sucked more balls then a vietnam whore working to feed her 13 american children durring the war and that he had a better role in Dodgeball.
2006-11-24 09:40:38 · answer #6 · answered by colera667 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Seeing how he is fat and slow, and all his stunts on his shows are staged, I probably wouldn't do anything.
2006-11-24 09:41:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him that i'm his #1 fan and hope like hell that he cant see through the lie
2006-11-24 09:41:39 · answer #8 · answered by Thumper 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing...I think he's a little too old to whoop my @ss! lol
2006-11-24 09:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try to persuede him to drop his drawers, and let him have it.
2006-11-24 09:40:24 · answer #10 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋