Chuck Norris hates Jackie Chan... Why is that?

Answer 1

he doesn't chuck was the man in his time and now it's jackies time where did you get your info
) Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the

probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

2) Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

3) A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't

you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured

this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever

saw, was a fatal roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris.

4) Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

5) When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and

includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck

Norris has not had To pay taxes ever.

6) Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck

Norris.

7) Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is

afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

8) As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away

in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to

the1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in

professional football history.

9) A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for

handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot

belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park

there.

10) Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't

the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as

the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

11) If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down.

12) At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse
kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Jackie Chan in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Chan in the side of the face.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful; it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying.

Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with
cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before they could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Because Jackie Chan can whip Chuck's AS$!!

Answer 4

because
Jackie does ALL his own stunts,
Jackie is a fantastic person
Jackie can any day of the week beat Chuck in any movie making , Jackie's movies are better...Jackie is a better actor...
Jackie any day of the week can beat Chuck all the time....
Chuck was a champ at fighting int he ring for a few years, but....

I have more but this is enough...

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Answer 5

Jealousy? They're both good but in a fight, Jackie would kick Chuck's a** all up and down the street!

Answer 6

Because Jackie Chan lost his virginity after his father.

Answer 7

cause jackie chan is awesome

Answer 8

Because Chuck sucks and Jackie is better. Also, Chuck is gay.

Answer 9

Because Chuck has red hair and Jakie has black hair?

Answer 10

never heard of that, but mr chan can kick some ***