THE BLONDE PAINTER
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself
out
as a
"handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She
went
to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any
odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How
much
will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50.00?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
need
were
in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
she
realize that our porch goes all
the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those
dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch. It's a Lexus."
2006-11-24 06:50:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
LOL that's funny on so many different levels, esp since I'm blonde too.....
2006-11-24 07:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm blonde
No way thats me lol
Very good xxx
2006-11-24 06:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 8.0 out of 10
2006-11-24 06:53:07 · answer #3 · answered by draftboyg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was the question? I am blonde. lol.
2006-11-27 21:28:05 · answer #4 · answered by linda_corby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, very good.
2006-11-24 07:12:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-11-24 07:33:21 · answer #6 · answered by Karen T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny!!!!
2006-11-24 06:53:22 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Sydd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋